Desert Island Exiles

[kick3m0n]

If you could banish 5 people to a desert island and rid your life of them forever...who would you chose, and why?  Think of it as a Room 101 for r-soles - those who just get up your nose.

I'll kick off - (NB these are only my humble opinions and do not reflect those of the site in any way!)

Darren Day - for consistently being beneath contempt

El Hadj Diouf (sp?)- for spitting, lying, cheating, spitting again, lying again, cheating again........

Robert Kilroy Silk - so many reasons, so little time. 

Michael Barrymore - possibly the least funny 'funnyman' ever. Deceitful, cowardly, annoying.

The Leader (ie head cretin) of Christian Voice.  I'm not even going to name him.

[ICEMANSAV]

Mine would be

• Dennis Norden-- Why does he have a clipboard?
• Graham Norton-- As funny as toothache
• Scott Mills-- Can anyone talk about themselves as much?
• The bloke from elephant car insurance
• Anybody who goes on Big Brother ( that long haired bloke Stuart for the time being).

[woofgang]

So many people, so little island space.... can I use somewhere bigger please?

[Dom Tuk]

icemansav, that bloke from the elephant car insurance ad is dead i think.

[Top totty]

1. Maria Carey.  Just one hell of an annoying diva

2. John Prescott. Because he is vile

3. Fiona Phillips. Because she never stops moaning about her lot.

4. Anyone who stands up for the rights of Travellers.

5. Prince Charles. Just because. OK

[ICEMANSAV]

First bit of good news I have heard!

[natalie_1982]

Icemansav, that's not nice.  He had a brain tumour, and wasn't even due to be in the advert, he was a producer.

[natalie_1982]

My five as follows:

1. Tim Westwood - the (cringingly) whitest black man I've ever heard, bruv
2. Jodie Marsh - Surely she has enough money to get those teeth and nose done now?
3. The woman from 10 Years Younger cos she's so mean (I know, I know see my answer re Jodie Marsh)
4. My sister-in-law
5. The Cheeky Girls -

it's not big and it's not clever

[butter1]

Mine would have to be;

• Victoria and David Beckham (I'm assuming that counts for one as they come as one) Just for that they are so annoying, what with her constant pouting and well....his voice.
• The bloke from Esure adverts....he is so awful, I blocked out his name!
• Pauline Fowler.... Gggrrr, I don't have to have a reason
• Jodie Marsh... because she has the weirdest nose ever and is famous for being a dumb, ugly fake blonde.
• Kim Marsh... another annoying woman!

[secretsquiz]

i'd clone another 4 robbie williams' so could send him 5 times!