"jno"

[lozzzz]

 jno are you really an astronaut or are you taking the mick? shouldnt you be concentrating on flying your rocket or somethig

[jno]

R U kidding, I was one of the earliest monkeys in space. Unfortunately, it doesn't look like there's much future in exploration now, and the only people who go up will be private individuals who've paid governments for the privilege. So I am now saving for my first billion; I work with a nice organ grinder and run round holding out a cup to collect the money, while I dream of the old times...sitting in a tin can...planet earth is blue...

[lozzzz]

gutted!!! thought u was a hot shot rocket man..judging by your answers i've read your a pretty intelligent monkey....have u got a cute little waistcoat and hat!

[jno]

In my dreams!  I still wear my old space suit to reunions, but at work I just have tatty old jeans. I'm paid peanuts, of course.

[lozzzz]

your'e gonna have to save alot of peanuts before you reach your first billion!so it'll be  nose to the organ grinder and alot of cup holding so to speak!

[ilovetaz]

cool! you are the smartest monkey ever!!!!!! you can write! amazin!

[ilovetaz]

lol

[jno]

actually, I get Neil Armstrong to do my typing for me, he's had trouble finding other employment since he landed back from the moon

[Grunty]

If this answer appears, please ignore it. I've been trying all afternoon to post in History, although others have been able to. Just curious to know if it's me or the site.