How do bald people cross the road?

[curiosity]

My 5 year old was telling me about learning the Green Cross code at school "stop,look,listen, and keep looking & listening" she said, followed by "What if you can't see, and you can't hear? how do you cross the road?" I answered that "you could ask someone to help you cross the road". After a short think she replied "What if you can't see, you can't hear. and you can't talk ...and you were bald !...How would you cross the road?"

[THECORBYLOON]

They would wear a hat or a wig to hide their baldness and their guidedog would let them know when it's safe to cross.

[gessoo]

They would get someone to write on their bald head in big letters 'Please help me' and bow down to shown people when they want to cross the road.

[gessoo]

'show'

[THECORBYLOON]

gessoo a good suggestion. They could have Velcro glued to their head and various messages could be attached after the "Please help me..."

[Octavius]

Bald people can't cross roads, thats why they are always on one side of the street

[lankeela]

Bald people shouldn't be allowed out to cross roads - they should be made to stay indoors out of sight like the gingers.

[smurfchops]

lankeela I think you are opening a can of worms here. Anyway, what gingers .. do you mean ginger nuts ??

[lankeela]

No, the Ginger Mingers!

[curiosity]

Are you bald by any chance lankeela ? Coz I am Ginger! It's interesting that no matter where you start, it usually ends up with a Gingerist (my turn of phrase) comment, I'm resisting getting started on that one.