silly words in songs that aren't really there!

[kazminx]

i know this should be in 'music' but i like this one better...how many of you make up your own words in songs...for about a million years ive been singing the folowing from Bohemian Rhapsody......

'sparing his life for his warm sausages!!'

[Loosehead]

There used to be a feature on some radio show called "twisted Lyrics" where people would write in with what they though a particular lyric was, there where some real corkers. for example

"I'd like to know where you got your nose from"

Instead of

"I'd like to know where you got the notion"

Rock the boat!

[Loosehead]

And I'm sure Jacko sings:

"Show them hot fu**y" in "Beat it" still don't know what he really sings!

[ali_alic]

Everytome to go away - you take a piece of meat with you......

[fideldyfee]

My friend always sings "Bring me along" at the start of Christina Aguilera song instead of "Ring the alarm". She even does actions for it on the way to the dancefloor, its so funny we cant bring ourselves to tell her!

[wastedtalent]

"Bring me an iron lung".........from the classic Steve Winwood track!

[jules1968]

" when the go and get stuffed, the stuffed get going." doesn't make any sense i know, but ever since someone pointed it out, i can't sing anything else

[wastedtalent]

And does Jacko say "..your a vegetable.." in Wanna be startin' something? :-)

[yinyang]

Macy Gray -'Though I try to hide it ,it's clear;I wear goggles when you are not here'
or how about the Depeche Mode classic'Just can't get it up '
Someone told me if you listen to Madonna's 'erotic' it sounds like she's singing'Bill Odie,Bill Odie put your hands all over my body.' oh,Goodie!

[kempie]

http://www.kissthisguy.com/

[Postdog]

I'm surprised no-one has said "I can see Deidre now that Lorraine has gone" instead if "I can see clearly now the rain has gone"

[Zorr0]

I NEVER sing the correct words to songs...coz can never remember them

[nannon]

the verve drugs dont work - for years my mother sang "now the dogs dont bark" and la la la'd thru the rest-bless her!

i cant remember the song but the real lyrics are "too many people take second best.." but i was so sure it was "too many people take second baths"... until a month ago when i sang it at karoke!!

[cockneyexile]

my mate thought kt tunstall was singing , so leigh on sea not suddenly i see as is correct

[mkt]

A friend sung 'Parmesan parmesan' instead of 'How Bizarre, how bizarre' in the song of the same name by OMC

My mum thought the line 'my lovers got no money he's got his strong beliefs' was in fact 'my lovers got no money he's got his trampolines'. Dunno what that song is though.

She also thought that BabyBird were singing 'Your coaches' instead of You're Gorgeous and commented to us one day that song lyrics were getting too far fetched when someone starts singing about buses!

[mkt]

just thought of another one...Celine Dion My heart Will go on (Titanic). one specific time towards the end of the song im convinced she says 'the hot dogs go on' Honestly, listen to it. The woman is clearly BBQ obsessed!

[Zorr0]

Bohemian Rhapsody....."has the Devil for a sideboard"...are these the correct lyrics or am I a loony !

[robbo82]

In Brimful of Asha, my Dad always sang 'everyone needs a vision, don't you know', rather than 'everyone needs a bosom for a pillow'. He also used to sing 'let's talk about socks baby' rather than 'let's talk about sex'.

[kazminx]

loosehead..yep sang that one!

wastedtalent..also do that one!

luv the rest...i also sing in the David Bowie version of Drive in Saturday...gimme that sealion, gimme that sealion'...still dont know what the real words are!!!

[kazminx]

oh and MKT..my hubby also had a problem with this song..he said to me when this was on the radio..'what's trumbilees?'...he was singing 'my love has got no money, he's got his trumbilees'..we still laugh about that one!! there must be hundreds of these!!!

[lankeela]

My mum used to sing 'all we are saying - is give feet a bath' instead of 'give peace a chance'.

My sister always thought The Who were singing 'looks pretty young but he's just past 18' instead of 'just backdated' in Substitute.