In 1814 The Earl of Shrewsbury was sat there looking over his extensive grounds and had a vision!
He thought "one day all this will be log flumes and roller coasters but we are in the middle of nowhere and no one will be able to get here".
So he didnt bother building a theme park but his vision was passed down from generation to generation until the nice people at Alton Towers thought that they could perhaps transport the house and gardens to a more convenient location, close to major trunk roads and motorways, with a huge teleport device.
Whilst scientists worked on the teleport device they went ahead with the theme park anywa ybut it was so difficult to get to that no one bothered going and it went out of business years ago.
The Empire State Building is supposed to be a really popular tourist attraction but its really difficult for me to get there cos i live in Manchester.
Its only 'in the middle of nowhere' because its obviously not near to you regulators.
If you live in Alton its really handy!
If its 'in the middle of nowhere' how come nearly 3 million people a year manage to struggle across mountain passes and uninhabited wastelands to reach it?