Jacob/Only me

[5029]

Anyone believe his explanation (http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/DisplayAnswers.go?question_id=32377&category_id=3&index=6),
his housemate didn't log out? You're 'avin a larf mate!

[Homer Simpon]

Now look here, I am thoroughly fed up with this. I am not Einstein - he is a complete fool and I resent being mistaken for him. Just 'cos I accidentally posted in his name 183 times people now think he and I are the same person.

[Homer Simpon]

Incidentally, I would like to agree with jorton further up. Sensible fellow.

[Homer Simpon]

And e does not equal mc squared.

[Homer Simpon]

And god doesn't play dice

[Homer Simpon]

And she is the cat's mother

[Homer Simpon]

And I never was a clerk in a patents office

[Homer Simpon]

Quantum mechanics - now that really is 'avin a laugh

[Homer Simpon]

Those photons - who do they think they are kidding, two places at the same time -pah!

[Homer Simpon]

According to Heisenbergs uncertainty principle, I must be lost.

[Homer Simpon]

I 'ad that Niels Bohr in the back of my cab once, blimey he could talk!

[Homer Simpon]

I'll get me coat.

[jorton]

Oh, I get it now - Einstein and Tj are the same person! Its the only explaination isn't. No one would get so worked up about the original accusation and no one could could possibly be bothered to pursue it so persistently. Its Einstein/Tj who is having a laugh. Well done old boy!

[Einstein/Tj]

ah ah!

[Einstein/Tj]

Aaahg! I have been rumbled at last!