Your Room 101

[Wispy68]

What would you choose to put into Room 101?

[smudge]

People who park in disabled bays!

[Closer]

* Tomatoes * People who try to hail black cabs that don�t have their �for hire� light on Tottenham supporters who believe that they still support one of the �big 5� clubs * Drinking establishments that don't sell Becks * People who can tell you exactly how much they drank the previous night * Paul Ince I could go on for hours (and I probably will)

[smudge]

I meant 'able bodied' people of course!

[becks]

*Anyone on here who asks about blanks, marlboro or tasty tasty * Racists *Drink drivers * Terrorism (and George Bush) * queues of any description * middle lane drivers * politicians who lie (yes i'm aware that would be all of them but there might be one who's truthful) * wasps *tomatoes That is all. I think. Although like closer i could go on for hours...

[beale]

People who chant USA! at the Ryder Cup. But if we go by the book as to the contents of Room 101 (and we might as well, eh?) then it contains your worst fear and not what annoys you the most. So I think it would be drowning in treacle. Imagine that! Do it to Julia indeed. But I'd sooner put some joy back in to this town called Malice.

[Lee Priest]

*Droids the cartoon *Tattoo's on womens boobies *Neverending poo wippage *Paper cuts that are really painful but don't bleed *Celine Dion's neck *Indian call centres that don't understand when you are taking the **********

[Doolallygirl]

queues house spiders (what is the point of them?!) my boss calories (so I can eat what the hell I want without the worry that I'm gonna get obese!) Sunday drivers Moaners Anti-anything protesters (you just cause congestion)

[ICEMANSAV]

1. Illegal Immigrants 2. Sunday drivers 3. That guy from all right on the night 4. People who walk around with no top on with a staffie dog " lookin tough" 5. The whole girl power idea that women are supressed and need to liberate themselves from male oppression yet crave desperately the attention and notoriety that acting this way brings. Grr

[FTVS]

1) cheese flavoured spread (all) 2) Pineapple 3) people who make unneccessary noise when eating 4) People who over dramatise sneezes 5) Alfie "cheeky chappie" Moon ARGH! 6) people who use their flash at night to photograph buildings 7) smugness of any description 8) Lee Evans 9) Southampton Football Club 10) maggots

[MrsCheeks]

TV LICENSES!!!!! last time I watched the Beeb was 3 yrs ago ... seriously!!!!

[number8]

Chavs. Jade Goody. Nadia from BB5. 4x4 Drivers. People who tell me I'm drunk (I know I am, I've been drinking you cretin, I don't need to be told). Plus VAT - Just give me the damn total. The fact that I appear to be totally invisible to drivers when I'm on my bike.

[Closer]

Good spot beale gold star for you I am actually up to 86 in my pethates.doc that I keep on my work PC, although i know of some people that I work with that have got over 200...and how I hate that !

[FP]

Cliff Richard 'Eastenders' 4x4 Drivers who don't need 4x4's Screaming children with screaming mothers in supermarkets Country and Western Music Power Dressing women

[FP]

Sorry, 'Eastenders' the programme, not Eastenders the people!

[omblod]

Wind chimes (and their owners).

[mac309]

Chris Moyles. BMW drivers. People who use the F word three times in one sentence. Mid and R/H lane hoggers on motorways. Dust. Reality TV.

[Dagman]

Death, pain, hate, religion, snobbery, scaremongers, bullies, terrorism. on a lighter note, tailgaters, mobile phones, golf, people who start talking about golf leaving you without conversation, people exaggerating a yawn, people not finishing what their going to........

[bernardo]

1. People who didn�t vote for Stuart Wilson to win Big Brother 5

2. People who didn�t vote for Scott Turner to win Big Brother 4

3. People who didn�t vote for Alex Sibley to win Big Brother 3

4. People who kept on voting to evict various other people in Big Brother 3 instead of evicting Jade Goody at the earliest opportunity

5. People who falsely try to pretend that Big Brother is anything other than a very important and highly cultured intellectual and sociological phenomenon

6. People who walk slowly along the middle of the pavement or corridor without moving to one side to let people pass

7. People pretending to be polite by smiling artificially with their mouth closed, like Bob Monkhouse did

8.Adverts or TV programmes which have the trickling sound of drinks being poured into a glass, especially with ice cubes rattling

9. Television programmes in which a telephone incorrectly goes �ring ring pause ring ring pause ring ring pause� instead of correctly going �ring ring pause pause pause ring ring pause pause pause ring ring�

10. People who falsely try to pretend that Christopher Parker on �EastEnders� is more attractive than James Alexandrou

11. People who phone in to local radio and start off by saying �I�m not racist but�� and then say something racist

12. Supermarket checkout staff who start putting my things into plastic bags without giving me the chance to pack them in my own re-used bags which I have brought with me for the purpose

13. People who write �it�s� or �who�s� when it should be �its� or �whose�, or vice versa

14. People who say �you and I� when it should be �you and me�, or vice versa