Anyway, pet hates:
People who drive faster than me.
People who drive slower than me.
Geri Halliwell. I know someone else has already nominated her, but I don't want any misconceptions.
So-called "actors" who play slight variations of essentially the same role every time e.g. Ross Kemp, Nick Berry, Amanda Burton. When I see RK play a computer nerd, NB as a convincing psychopath, or AB as a dizzy-headed tart with a heart, maybe I'll take it back. Maybe.
The Injury Lawyers 4 U advert.
People who don't like dogs.
People who talk to me, make unnecessary noise (such as screaming for help) or even breathe anywhere in the same county as me when I'm watching 24.
Peter Andre for making a comeback - didn't we suffer enough the first time?
Rowland Rivron - what is he for, exactly?
People who get offended on behalf of others. Let those who may be the victims of prejudice decide for themselves whether or not to get offended, rather than patronise them by telling them what they should be upset about.
Both Arsene Wenger and Alex Ferguson. Grow up, the pair of you. You ought to be ashamed of yourselves. Now go and tidy your rooms.
Myself, for spending far too much of my life on this website. I used to go out, you know, from time to time. I had contact with other human beings that didn't involve typing. I used to be able to face the daylight without screaming at the burning pain in my eyes, but now...