How Many Sitzpinklers Are There On Here

[ukanonymous]

OK guys how many of you are sitzpinklers and how many do you know?

[bibblebub]

if it charges my mobile phone then i'll give it a go

[mccfluff]

im one but then i am female

[Tilly2]

I turn pink when I sit in the sun. So I may be one.

[heathfield]

Only if I'm looking for an excuse to catch up on reading my current book undisturbed!

[wolf63]

I didn't know that I was. but I am but then, like fluffy, I am a girl and it is expected of me.

[DJHawkes]

why do you need to know? Are you a plumber?

[mikey4444]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Sitzpinkler

[rowanwitch]

Last time someone used V as an avatar weird things happened Lucky the first user is out of action at the moment

[mikey4444]

By the way, has anybody else discovered that this word is impossible to say out loud after even only one pint of beer ?

[Cloverjo]

Ah, when I first read the definition, I thought it meant someone who sits on the ground to pee, like a lady in a maxi dress and no knickers.
Now I see the OP said "guys" meaning men, I guess, rather than "people".
So, yes, I know one of them. Makes me feel a bit queasy, if I'm honest.

[heathfield]

From an episode of 'Will and Grace'...

Will: You left the seat down again.
Grace: Sorry. I'll try to remember next time.

[New Judge]

I must say I don't know what "Will and Grace" is but Will is quite correct. I've never quite understood the anger shown by ladies when they find that the toilet seat has been left up. Such wrath is rarely, if ever, reciprocated by gentlemen who find it left down. They simply lift it up and get on with it without a mention.

Ladies (and sitzpinklers) need the seat down, gentlemen often need it up. So, just put the bloody thing where you want it when you arrive and don't make a song and dance about it! :-)

[baza]

if women learnt to pee standing up then the seat could be left in it's proper position. (UP)

[cupid04]

yeah, but we'd get wet legs!

[New Judge]

You're only saying that just to be awkward.

[Alston]

Old age and a recent heart attack has now placed me in a position of possibly becoming a Sitzpinkler.

I was air lifted to hospital and after an operation which involved a blocked artery being 'stented' I am now on a cocktail of tablets which reduces blood pressure, cholesterol and other things as well. I think there must be a scale of possibly 6.5 down to 0.5.

Problem is it's now out of my hands and I guess I have to be grateful for some small things in life.

Al

[ukanonymous]

You very rarel get smelly toilets at sitzpinklers houses

[Alston]

No drips on floor could explain it.

Al.

[Kiki-frog]

Cheltenham hospital has notices up in the loos asking men to be sitzpinklers. Far more hygienic apparently

[heathfield]

No physical reason why women can't go while standing. Very many years ago Southampton council built a ladies public toilet with boat-shaped urinals for just this purpose, claiming it was more hygenic. Women were horrified, and shunned it.