Maggie:
The only thing I've got against the Scots is the way that they hunt and kill all those poor defenceless haggis.
Arksided:
It's often said that a Yorkshireman is like a Scotsman - but without the generosity ;-)
1ozzy:
When I visited Oz I was determined not to be influenced by the sterreotype of a guy with corks hanging from his hat, swigging beer from a tinnie, waiting until kangaroos had stopped bouncing around until he could go into the outback for a bit of gold-prospecting.
My flight landed in Perth in the early hours of the morning. By the same afternoon I was at a gun club on the outskirts of the city (because my host was a member of the Australian Olympic shooting team and president of his local shooting club, where it was their big annual competition that day). On the way there we'd had to stop every few metres because of kangaroos bounding across the road and I ended up talking to a guy (who'd finished shooting for the day) with corks hanging from his hat, clutching a tinnie, who was telling me about how he loved to go gold-prospecting in the outback. ("At weekends I go bush with a dry-blower, cobber").
;-)