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Wiping - Stand or sit?

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bladski | 21:29 Mon 26th Nov 2007 | Society & Culture
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After you do your dirty do you wipe standing up, sitting down or maybe a combo of both?
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If you sh1t in the woods there's no 'right way'
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very true!
Have you tried using dock leaves in the woods ?
After the stinging nettles ?
you could always do what dogs do and drag your a r s e along the grass!!!!!
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A brilliant question. Seriously, I love that.

For me, it's a combo of both.
sit
it stops embarassing skidmarks
More of a sit with a lean forward.
warpig3
Tue 27/11/07
13:24 More of a sit with a lean forward.
Most of us ? How do you know that ? Have you been spying ?
Most folk sit and lean forward. We had a bit of a straw poll once when we found out my old flat mate stood. I pulled him up about using excessive paper and it came out so to speak. It had never occured to him to do it sitting down. We all thought it was very funny, poor chap! Not you is it?
Brionon - Yes I have, how else am I to fill my otherwise dull day,lol.
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I actually use a combo... at first sit and as i progress towards the end of the encounter i am standing
you know its nice to know that we are all essentially the same
and don't forget to wash you hands.
...priceless !! LMAO

Eddie
Does anyone use wet wipes?
wet wipes? But surely having a wet bum crack isn't a nice feeling?!!!!
I don't like using toilet paper its too complicated - I prefer to use a high pressure hose

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