Room 101

[naomi24]

If you could put something into Room 101, what would it be?

My list starts with the staircases in underground car parks. Yuk!

[kirstywllc]

The Big Brother house, and anyone who has ever been in it

[China Doll]

Biggots
My ex landlord
Working for 40 years of my life
Health food junkies
Junk food junkies
Wailing women (think mariah carey)
RnB (modern idea of it)
Reality television('cept strictly)
Clowns
Bugs (yes I know, ecosystems... it's a wish list!)
Hangovers
Alco pos
red bull
Coronation chicken

Erm... there's probably more but I think I've run out of steam for a bit....

[Theland]

"Jobsworths," of all descriptions, including wheelie bin inspectors.
Muslim Imams who preach hatred and garbage.
N.V.Q.'s and all the assessors that paid too much for a crappy system.
Cheap tea bags.
Political cliches - "Up and down the country - at this moment in time - the fact of the matter is .... - prudence"
Cherie Blairs smile.
The Answerbank techies.
Bank charges.
Sir Ian Blair.
Wizards wand.
Naomis' Vino Collapso.
Managementspeak ................................... for starters!!!!!

[jno]

that's all very well if they have lifts...

[tiggerblue10]

Chavs
Pikeys

[naomi24]

Lifts in underground car parks - they're smellier than the staircases!

Theland, my vino collapso? Oh help ..... I'm hyperventilating!

[Theland]

O.K. drag the Vino Collapso back out of there!

[flip_flop]

Ditto Pikeys/Chavs (before some boring idiot pedantically points out that Pikey is a racist term for Irish Travellers, can I point out that 'round these 'ere parts Pikey means Chav. In fact, pikey was the term used for chav long before the word chav was coined).

Jade Goody

The Guardian and everybody who reads it.

Polly Toynbee

Jade Goody

People who hold their knife like a pen. Hanging is too good for them.

Jade Goody

Traffic Wardens - they are all pi55ed on power.

Door men - they are all pi55ed on power.

Jade Goody

People who wear sunglasses indoors: there are two types of people that do this - blind people and *********.

Jade Goody

Jade Goody

Jade Goody

Jade Goody

&

Kerry Katona - reminds me of the sort of girls that used to get fingered at bus stops. I'm sure you all know the type.

[Theland]

What's a bus stop?

[flip_flop]

Bus shelters.

[DONNA1458]

Men who put a finger over one nostril and blow out the other. OMG it turns my stomach!!

[baremission]

cellulite?

[China Doll]

I'm back...

Ambulance chasers
George Bush
Those adverts that start with 'do you have a debt problem'
Actually just adverts
Any drink that comes set alight or in a primary colour
Greed
The pope
Trance music
Gold hoop earings
Size 0
Chick flicks
Chick Lit
Paris Hilton, her ilk and anyone who aspires to be her

There will probably be more but I'm in a good mood today.

[paulos66]

America

[baremission]

chick flicks are the saviour of the world

[brionon]

Religion,Royals and the Class system. Oops -that's the English gone,then.

[4GS]

Cancer
War
World poverty

[Bewlay Bros]

Muslims
The Welsh
The Labour Party
Ken Livingstone
Pete Doherty
Russell Brand
Pikeys
Social Workers
IRA
Fox Hunters
Cheap leggins
Banksy
Cheap ham slices

[mccfluff]

big chunky gold jewellery
chavs
people who stop suddenly in the middle of the street
people in bars who order the guinness last
people still winging about the smoking ban
trance
adverts on tv
paris hilton
nicole ritchie
tom cruise

[China Doll]

Bad manners
People who chew with their mouth open
People who use hankies
Wet toilet tissue
Dolls with glassy eyes
Wooden puppets
Irish stew
Eating offal
Text speak
Grown adults who ride around on scooters
Carry on movies
Bridget Jones and Bridget Jones wannabes
Iced tea
Dictators
Corrupt politicians/white collar workers
Pixel rows
Skin heads
BNP
People with excessively long Room 101 Lists.

My good mood just vanished