Err ..... Max ..... what you don't realise, and what China hasn't told you, is that she is compelled by the good - and may I say - virtuous :o) - folk of R&S to wear very special underwear - namely a chastity belt - the key to which is securely secreted in a compartment situated in the R&S wine cellar. No chance of her having any fun at all! Hee hee hee.
Oh, great, flobadob. Right, that's wine, apple juice and cider on the shopping list. Despite the caviar and truffles, I expect Theland will want pork scratchings - he usually does - the sassenach!