Trousers half mast

[ludwig]

What's the technique of keeping your trousers on below your @rse cheeks without them falling down all the way? When I tried to do this the other day for research purposes, I couldn't go more than about 5 seconds without them dropping to my ankles. Is a special cut of jean required, or is there some other trick to it?
Thanks.

[dunwerkin]

Fashion is only fashionable if you know it is - to uninformed eyes, or those with more sense - it looks plain stupid. Jeans look much better when they fit the body parts they were designed for.

The lady I saw yesterday with her flabby, stretch marked 40+ year old tummy hanging over her jeans and out from under a short top was not doing herself any favours.

This reveal as much as you can fashion only looks good on young or amazingly fit people - there's stuff out there for the rest of us, we don't need to be sheep - be a trend setter - do something original. Baa Baa.