Trousers half mast

[ludwig]

What's the technique of keeping your trousers on below your @rse cheeks without them falling down all the way? When I tried to do this the other day for research purposes, I couldn't go more than about 5 seconds without them dropping to my ankles. Is a special cut of jean required, or is there some other trick to it?
Thanks.

[kira000]

Yeah. Wear the same pants for a few weeks so they aquire some "tack", and the jeans then stick to the pants, and the pants to the body. Simple.

[CheekyChops]

lol at Kira000 :-D

I saw two lads walking down the street the other week with their jeans barely covering their @rses... every 10 yards or so they both had to yank them up a bit otherwise they would have been round their ankles!! They looked right a right pair of kn0bs!

[CheekyChops]

Oops...looked *like* a right pair of kn0bs!

[wildwood]

lol.
Mrs Wildwood is quite sensetive to young people's needs and suggest the following....
Braces are a strict nono and way to geekie, but apparantly home made braces are acceptable, made from those fabric belts that comes on luggage. To be sheilded from the shame of discovery, the belts are worn under the shirt and are attached by stout safety pins on the inside of each pocket of the jeans. This way the hight of the jeans can be adjusted and nobody knows... but I would love to be a fly on the wall when they urgently need to spend a penny.

[mrs_overall]

Perhaps you need something VERY substantial at the front to stop them falling down?

runs away quickly

[Sachs]

Drives me mad ludwig!
loads of students on Oxford road looking like this. What does it achieve? Is it sexy? No.

[joggerjayne]

Is it sexy on a spotty teenager with greasy hair and no bum? ... yuck, no.

Is it sexy on a fit, hunky, twenty something, with big shoulders and buns of steel? ... oh crikey, yes !!

[Sachs]

'buns of steel' that made me laugh xxx
No, I dont like it jayne.

[joggerjayne]

sachs ...

For you !

(excuse while I nip off for a quick DIY !! )

http://www.ichatgay.com/img_blog/457.jpg

[Sachs]

Nah jayne. Pull em up! ;0)

[joggerjayne]

LOL

Oh, okay, okay ...

throws in the towel

[joggerjayne]

For sachs ... LOL ...

http://www.scotchcorner.com/classic-clothes/tr ousers-back-pic6.jpg

[Sachs]

Have you got a 'buns of steel' nicely fitted pair of jeans?? ;0)

[sara3]

if you're interested.... the reason for the half-mast jeans is this..

when you go to jail in the US they issue "one size fits all" jeans, therefore most of them have their jeans hanging off their arses.

so that's what it's supposed to mimic, although I'm sure most of the kids wouldn't know that :o)

[joggerjayne]

Ooh, Sassy ... that was clever.

I'm going to store that away for some suitable moment.

How are ya, babes?

x

[sara3]

I thank you! hello lovely Jayne :o)

I'm good thanks. sharing a laptop with my daughter whilst mine is in for repair.. so I'm not really getting my quota.

nothing new there then!

and how are you? (she wants the lappy back again so will catch up on you later x)

[Sachs]

lol Jayne! Nice, not ;0)
Goodnight xxx

[answerking22]

The answer is quite simple...use pins

[tamborine]

You gotta have YSL elastic on boxers & jeans are velcroed below.

[heathfield]

Ask a bricklayer!