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There's some hilarious responses in here. Some angry ones too which surprises me. It was just a joke. Next time I'll toss in a few emoticons. 61 responses and I get a couple of laughs, a couple of frowns, and no proof that atheists exist or that God doesn't. "Because I think my opinion is right" is what I get most the time trying to have a reasonable discussion in defense of my belief by those that attack it; I thought I'd give people a shot at proving there's not a God to point out in a tongue in cheek way that "God doesn't exist" isn't an argument, its an opinion.