Has the lion laid down with the lamb?

[sandyRoe]

Have the atheists and theists agreed to study war no more and live in peaceful silence? I've never seen it so quiet...

[NoMercy]

Ha!

You've reminded me that I have a leg of lamb in the Freezer.

[jomifl]

I suggest that you lay it down with some potatoes, carrots, and whole garlic and roast on the hobs of hell, gas mark 6 for about 1.5 hours(according to size)

[jomifl]

oh.. and throw a few sprigs of rosemary on top.

[NoMercy]

We could think of it as sacrificial lamb.

[beso]

Sacrificial lambs are supposed to be burnt to a crisp. God likes his meat very well done.

Given that cooking anything to any point short of well done in Hell is likely to be quite difficult it further adds to my suspicion that Abraham's God was really Satan in disguise.

[NoMercy]

Do you think He would be offended if I did it Medium rare?

[beso]

Definitely. An nobody must be allowed to eat any of it either.

[vetuste_ennemi]

beso,
I think the eating bit depends on whether its a sin offering or a burnt offering if I remember my Leviticus correctly. But Sandy, Im sure, will know the details of the priestly remuneration package.

[beso]

Yes of course. I can never remember which side of the altar the blood is supposed to be poured on either.

[naomi24]

I don't think it's particularly quiet. All I've seen of late is less space being used by the copiers and pasters.

[NoMercy]

Praise the Lord, for He giveth us Shiraz to accompany the lamb...

[beso]

Be careful not to mistake the Shiraz for the blood and spill it on the altar.

[seadogg]

A miracle! My yeast has risen and I can go forth to knead.

[humbersloop]

Go for the loaves and fishes gig SeaDogg - you must have a tin of tuna knocking about in the galley ;-)

[beso]

The trick with the loaves and fishes was very easy. All that was required very stale bread and off fish.

"No thanks I'll be right, pass it on".

Behold a miracle.

[sandyRoe]

I think sometimes people don't give my post the serious consideration they clearly merit.

[humbersloop]

^ Just trying to help out with the beatification business Sandy - if we could all pull together... :-D

[vetuste_ennemi]

I have a dark theory about the disappearance of theists from the R&S threads. If there isn't an influx of new theist blood soon I shall be looking closely at Naomi's avatar.

[ludwig]

"The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won’t get much sleep." - Woody Allen

[sandyRoe]

Vestute, Mrs Naomi Lovett, pie maker to the crowned heads of Europe?