Ruqya By The Quran...

[sandyRoe]

Ruqya is the healing by the Quran and relief of people who suffer and are stuck for years. Secondly it is a protection of Muslims

if you are suffering from the effects of black magic,jinn possession,evil eye or you feel that your life is blocked and that you cannot continue, then you might need a ruqya

the ruqya is performed by an Arab Hafez

for more information and to book your ruqya please call Abu Muhammad on 0747*******
Could this work?

[sandyRoe]

All but the last three words should have been in quotation marks, sorry.

[Baldric]

Sorry Sandy, saw your title, thought Queen had brought out a new single!

[naomi24]

^^ If only! :o)

[Calibax]

A remake of "A Kind of Magic" no doubt

[naomi24]

^^I liked that one.

[anaxcrosswords]

I thought it'd be a remake of "We Will Ruqya"

[naomi24]

^^ Haaaaaaaa! Love it!

[sandyRoe]

If it did work it would save the NHS a fortune.
https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=ruqya&oq=ruqya&;aqs=chrome..69i57j0l5.2124j0j8&;sourceid=chrome&es_sm=93&ie=UTF-8#q=ruqya+meaning&revid=1134274960
But it sounds too good to be true.

[Peter Pedant]

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jinn possession - really bad.

I worry about Abu M - this means slave of M - and the only person you should correctly be a slave to ? is God - he rejoices in 99 names so there is lots of choice. [ single only unified, blessed holy, and so on ]

[sandyRoe]

For some it only takes a sip of Blue Sapphire or Tanqueray and they're lost. Sad, very sad.

[naomi24]

... and on the umpteenth day God created gin.......

[Baldric]

What a Star he was! ^^^^

[sandyRoe]

♫♪ We will, we will....ruqya ♫♪
anax deserves best with that.

[humbersloop]

sandy, did we not have enough bother with Doctor Wosissname on the last go round?

[venator]

Best answer indeed! A gem!

If the ruqya doesn't work, try another Abrahamic religion's cure?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exorcism

Sorry, don't have the Archbishop's phone number...

[sandyRoe]

You're not wrong, Humber. I'll never learn. I'm beginning to wonder what the wart that is growing on my face will eventually become.
We mock the dark arts at our peril.

[humbersloop]

if we're going down the exorcism route, the Goodly ungodly have mops and buckets at the ready, but couldn't we try sticking a bit of duct tape on the wart first?

[sandyRoe]

Could we really rid ourselves of daemons by swabbing decks? I'm reluctant to use the duck tape as I wouldn't be able to see what malign thing was festering under it in the darkness.

[humbersloop]

it'd help, cleanliness being next to godliness

[sandyRoe]

And it's probably more than a coincidence that the name of an effective piece of deck cleaning kit is, Holystone.