The R &s Summer Fayre

[Theland]

This year I shall be running a stall at the R&S Summer Fayre selling Bibles and Christian literature.
Are you coming? Run a stall?
In previous years Naomi ran a stall selling custard pies, home made wine and lipsticks. Mins used to run the fortune telling stall.
Please commit to this great event and tell us about the stall you are running this year.

[andy-hughes]

I could run the 'Haven't We All Got Better Things To Do With Our Time?' stall.

[Theland]

That's a good one! How about rubber ducks?
Or joke books?

[Jackdaw33]

I shall be running the spelling stall with the intent of abolishing this silly word 'fayre' and replacing it with its correct equivalent, 'fair'.

[douglas9401]

Some folk just aren't joiners.
I'll do the boiled sweets, humbugs mostly.

[tonyav]

Definitely, Tony's savouries. You know pork pies, sausage rolls ( hot or cold ), steak and kidney, meat and potato, chicken and mushroom pies and car spares.

[Mamyalynne]

You can't have steak n kidney without gravy - I'll do that.

Also , I'll run a bran tub - every one a winner.

[Theland]

Oh great the plan is coming together!
Wonder if the Ed will turn up?

[douglas9401]

If there's a Church of Scotland connection I know someone who'd be happy to be moderator.

[tonyav]

Mamyalynne You can't have steak n kidney without gravy

Ahhhgggg, she had to mention the forbidden word.

[Theland]

Jack, it has to be Fayre! You know? As in Ye Olde?

[Theland]

Don't forget the incontinence tent!

[Jackdaw33]

Bran tub? Now that takes me back many a year to the days of the church bazaar.

[Mamyalynne]

Night.

[jim360]

I thought it said bra tub for a minute and couldn't wait to get stuck into that. What a let-down.

[Theland]

Night Mamy

[Jackdaw33]

Ye, meaning 'the' is totally incorrect, deriving from a misinterpretation of medieval script, but I won't bore you with the details.

[Theland]

Then you could run a stall teaching English to the Morris dancers! Or are you part of the troupe?

[tonyav]

Bran tub !, is that some sort of (un)lucky dip ?

Nighty night, Mamya.

[Theland]

Bran tub? New one on me too!
Somebody explain?

[Jackdaw33]

Morris dancing? Oh dear.