It's So Quiet Here.

[Theland]

It's so quiet here that I think I ought to preach a sermon.
Nothing like a bit of Pope and Imam baiting, with a bit of fire and brimstone thrown in for good measure, to raise the hackles of the heretics, and bring them out of the woodwork with all guns blazing!

Or should I just post something on gardening?

[nailit]

Well, im up for a bit of Christian baiting ;-)

[snags]

The sound of one hand clapping innit.

[Tilly2]

No, tell us what you had for tea.

[Theland]

Fish. Not five loaves and two fishes though.

[gulliver1]

If you can turn water into wine, go for it.

[Theland]

The unchristian Church Of England, who are my landlord, can't address the damp and mould problems in this 160 year old listed building, because they, " don't have the money!"
But I pay them £650 a month for the privilege of living here.

[Theland]

Gulliver - wish I could, save me a fortune from the off license!

[nailit]

During 'happy hour' my local managed to turn the wine back into water...

[Tilly2]

Theland, why do you live where you do?

[AuntLydia]

Theland Your Landlord, whoever that may be, has a legal duty to provide you with a safe and healthy environment in which to live. Report them to your local Council.

[kvalidir]

I'll bring the Lions Nailit :)

[nailit]

Good show kval, ive mislaid mine...

[Tilly2]

Is your name Daniel?

[Theland]

My wife signed up for this place while I was in hospital, because it had wide stairs for a stair lift. Never got one though.

[Theland]

Got four cats. Does that count?

[AuntLydia]

Well considering some on this thread purport to incline towards the Wicca/Pagan beliefs, they should take heed that acceptance of the rights of others to follow their beliefs, even if you don't agree with them, is paramount.
I'm not Christian but don't feel the need to bait anyone of that faith, or any other for that matter.
This could be all fun but its not chatterbank is it?

[AuntLydia]

Theland, contact your council. You should not have to live with damp and mould.

[237SJ]

You don't need wide stairs for a stair lift to be fitted. Maybe you could look around for better accommodation.

[Theland]

Auntliydia - Nailit knows that I am determined that he will one day see the light, and go back to being a Christian, but a more enlightened one.
He hates me for it!

[Theland]

We are searching diligently for a property.