Mummy and Daddy Nothing got together and kissed. Then Mummy Nothing had a whole universe in her tum tum. When she was really, really fat, the Universe came out of something near her bottom. Daddy Nothing caught it and threw it as hard as he could, causing it to explode with a big bang and lots and lots of little round things came out of it. Daddy Nothing said "We'll call them planets." Mummy Nothing agreed and that's where we all come from. So there. Makes as much sense to me as anything i've read in the bible:-/