Self Righteous Religionists, Just Gotta Love Em Eh?

[nailit]

My sons G/F is pregnant.
Her Uncle is a pastor.
He's just stated that the baby (my grandson) is a product of sin.
You just got to love these people of faith havnt you?

Dick!!

[Peter Pedant]

the pastor is paid to said that innit?

I mean you wd gloop if he said - oh a free for all, pity I wasnt asked to join in
OR
hey Nailit dang that!- he gonna ask help to bring the fella up and hey he didnt ask for any help to make the chile!

[Paigntonian]

Peter Pedant: Are you OK?

[Paigntonian]

So your son and his girlfriend will have to paddle their own canoe. Maybe you can help.

[Jackdaw33]

Jehovah's Witless! I like that - I'm going to adopt it.

[nailit]

//So your son and his girlfriend will have to paddle their own canoe. Maybe you can help//
And indeed Ive made a start....

[Paigntonian]

Ghastly bigot of a so-called pastor.

[Paigntonian]

Maybe he'd like to re-read his job description.

[Paigntonian]

Still don't know which Church. It would be interesting to know.

[Patsy33]

Nailit said Pentecostal @ 19.58

[DTCwordfan]

During an impassioned sermon about death and final judgement, the pastor said forcefully, "Each member of this church is going to die and face judgement."

Glancing down at the front pew, he noticed a man with a big smile on his face - the man was called Nailit.

The minister repeated his point louder. "Each member of this church is going to die and face judgement!" Nailit nodded and smiled even more. This really got the pastor wound up.

He pounded the pulpit emphatically when he came to the ultimatum: "Each member of this church is going to die and face judgement!!!" Though everyone else in the congregation was looking sombre, Nailit in front continued to smile.

Finally the pastor stepped off the platform, stood in front of Nailit and shouted, "I said each member of this church is going to die!"

Nailit grinned from ear to ear.

After the service was over, the preacher made a beeline for Nailit.

"I don't get it," the pastor said in frustration. "Whenever I said, 'Each member of this church is going to die,' your smile got bigger and bigger. Why?"

"I may be the other grandfather of your potential nephew or niece but I'm not a member of this church," Nailit replied.

[Jackdaw33]

AOG - Assembly of God is a pentecostalist church. Their clergy are called pastors, they are not ordained priests like Anglicans and RCs.

[Paigntonian]

DTCWordfan: Great story. Thanks.

[nailit]

DTC 4 BA
Just for the 'HELL' of it lol.

[nailit]

//Their clergy are called pastors, they are not ordained priests like Anglicans and RCs.//

Ordained nevertheless. And recognised as such.

[Canary42]

Yet, by law, we let 26 of these deluded dunderheads sit unelected in our Parliament's Upper House.

So much for disestablishment.

[Theland]

Canary - it com!d be worse. In the interests of diversity, they may let eleven imams in too :-(

[Theland]

Nailit, there is never any accounting for ill mannered people lacking common sense a d basic humanity.

[naomi24]

It isn't these dunderheads, Canary - it's another brand of dunderhead.

[Theland]

Or representing the spiritual conscience of the nation. If it has one these days.

[naomi24]

They don't represent my spiritual conscience, Theland. Heaven forbid!