The Prophet

[wizard69]

Has any psychiatric ward lost a patient?

[wizard69]

because he sure as hell shouldnt be in the community...

[Llamatron]

Maybe he's come to save us all.

Ha, you'll be laughing on the other side of your face come judgement day. Heathen.

>;-)

[naomi24]

The only thing we need saving from right now is him!

[coco pops]

He could be a false prophet!

[luna-tic]

Maybe he is speaking in tongues.

[naomi24]

Well, wizard did say he thinks Prophet is Theland in disguise, so you could be right!

[naomi24]

Luna, maybe he's speaking fluent rubbish?

[luna-tic]

We may need to perform an exorcism.

[naomi24]

Is there an exorcist in the house?

[luna-tic]

I'm pretty good at D.I.Y- will that do?

[naomi24]

Right , come on Luna - straight to B&Q for the tools. This looks serious, so no time to lose!

[luna-tic]

Do you think the sales assistants will know what we need when we ask, "What tools should I use for an exorcism?"

[naomi24]

Well, they're very good down at B&Q - they can help out with most requests when people don't know what they want. What do you think we'll need? A screwdriver that's for sure - he's definitely got a few screws loose. Wonder if he has those little straight cuts on the top of his screws, or whether he has the little crosses? I reckon it might be the crosses, don't you? Or maybe we should get one of each?

[luna-tic]

I find a great big power drill always comes in handy.
I don't know if we'll need one but it sure looks good!

[naomi24]

Bring it, bring it. It might come in very handy.

[luna-tic]

I've run right out of holy water, will dish water be any good.
(My sincerest apologies to any devout religious people for that remark) :0)

[Theland]

"Bell, Book & Candle," kit.

"Don't just do it, B & Q it."

[luna-tic]

Hello Theland, I knew you would lead us on the right path with our quest.

[naomi24]

Hurrah! The Cavalry's arrived to save the day in the shape of Theland the Brave!! Do you think we need to muster up a posse to get the critter? (Hope you realise I'm joining you in planning this exorcism whilst trying to cook dinner! Now THAT'S multi-tasking. Aren't women wonderful?!!!!).

[luna-tic]

You are not alone. I've just finshed cooking and eating my dinner while trying to think who the best candidates for our group should be.