Luna!! Wake up this instant!!!! You�ve come back �and you�ve gone off. Now there�s a contradiction! Flipping heck! I don�t know whether you�re coming or going!!
Haaaa! Starman, I wanted to make that noise one makes when trying to tempt a cat or dog to come - you know, puckered lips and a sort of suck-in of air that goes something like pwwwwww - but I can�t spell it. Oh well, when needs must. Come on then, Starman�.. there�s a good boy �� come to Naomi ��.. I have something nice for you. You�ll like it a lot �..that�s it �.. wag your tail (err �. perhaps not quite so enthusiastically if you don�t mind)��that�s it. Ha! Gotcha!!
I have to say I like R&S, but not so much recently because it�s become miserable, rude and aggressive. Standards have definitely not been maintained - and you know me and my standards. Phew, what?!!! And where�s all the fun gone? Blimey, we�ve not had a bit of a shindig for ages!! Must try harder!! :o)
Theland start managing! Luna, get the band together! A shindig is called for in R&S. I imagine Starman�s still got his funny blowy bottles, I�ve got my comb and paper - and China, dig out your baggy hand-knitted swimsuit with the sparklies on it, will you? You�re still not getting up on the trapeze - couldn�t stand the whinging if you broke your neck - but you can screech (oops, sorry, I mean sing) all you like - and we still have the 100 watt bulb to spotlight your solo.
How about it? Time we showed the moaners how R&S works - and just what we can do with a chorus of two of Knees Up Mother Brown and a plate of jellied eels, I reckon!! (Coo. Do I sound tough and decisive? Amazing! Pud �em up �� come on, pud �em up).
Onward, ever onward!!