Good bye answerbank

[mibn2cweus]

Since Naomi will not give me the ****ing key I have decided to follow Jesus and be a Christian just like Theland. I am ashamed of my past history here so I'm going to devote the time I used to spend on ab to reading the Bible. No question really because I no longer care about what people think. I'll get all my answers from God from now on thank you.

[China Doll]

Perverts!

[mibn2cweus]

No, just wishful thinkers.

[Theland1]

Don't worry China you are quite safe, I'm past me sell by date!

[Theland1]

Congratulations Mibs! 500!

[China Doll]

Naomi

[China Doll]

Now he has to get to 750 but I suspect you're both now concentrating on something else.

[China Doll]

You two popping your corks in celebration now? Might have guessed!

Much tutting an rolling of eyes

I'll talk to myself then again.

[Theland1]

China - What a lovely pair of ....... trees in the background!
Truly remarkable!

[Theland1]

Some of thise bikinis are truly engineering miracles, defying nature and gravity and .... and .... wow!

[Theland1]

750 here we come!

[China Doll]

Yes, I thought you'd both like it... Call it a hunch.

Right, I'm off since I think my work here is done and I've an early start. Sweets dreams guys.

[Theland1]

Me too. Don't want to miss Naomis' grand entrance!

[Theland1]

"Ahem!" (I could have phrased that better .......)

[mibn2cweus]

Why do I have a sudden craving for a raspberry milkshake . . . and I don't even like milk?

[Theland1]

If you wait a little longer, it would turn to cream, or even butter!
The hoop was a beaut!

[Theland1]

I'm up early to be first in line for prezzies when Naomi kicks down the door!
I just get the awful feeling she will be giving us a stern telling off. I'm already scared. (Ooooh don't dominant women just make you go all woozy?)

[Theland1]

I've played it so often she is on her second hula hoop! The first one collapsed!

[naomi24]

Da DAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! (Daobi sweeps in, a little breathless from all that hula hooping, but nevertheless fashionably late as usual!!

What's going on 'ere then? I went away weeks ago - I come back and you're all still here! Ahhhh .... I've got it. Training for the 2012 Olympics are we? Great! I'm in!

Hup, two, three, four .... Hup, two, three, four.

[kpnuts13]

I am quite disappointed really I thought once China announced my arrival would be today, I did expect the red carpet to already be laid and the champaigne to be flowing.
I must say standards are slipping on AB.... maybe it's just the people....


Hello to all hope you are having a lovely day!

[Theland1]

kpnuts - You are early!
I haven't had time to steal a red carpet just yet.
You'll have to make do with this tatty old doormat for now. We call it Mibs!
Crack open a can while we open our prezzies!