Good bye answerbank

[mibn2cweus]

Since Naomi will not give me the ****ing key I have decided to follow Jesus and be a Christian just like Theland. I am ashamed of my past history here so I'm going to devote the time I used to spend on ab to reading the Bible. No question really because I no longer care about what people think. I'll get all my answers from God from now on thank you.

[naomi24]

Oooo .... it won't play. It's a lovely title, and I saw some wonderful scenery for a moment, so I'll just close my eyes and use my imagination. Thank you Mib. You're good for my spirit. x

[naomi24]

Where is everyone today? China and Theland haven't eloped, have they?

[naomi24]

Mibs, why don't you tell us a little bit about yourself? Nothing too personal if you'd rather not, but just a little, like which area of the country you live in, just so we can imagine the way you speak - and whether or not you are married. I'd like to know more about you. Someone on AB once said I am an enigma, and, in a way, that's how I think of you.

Well, those two have certainly eloped, and shame on them because I would have liked to have been a bridesmaid, and you, Mibs, would have made a simply spiffing Best Man!! Wonder if they went on Theland's bicycle made for two? Oh, yes!! He was certainly at the front of the queue when romance was handed out!! Who could resist?!! Hope he sorted the saddles out though. because if not they'll soon be back!! Some Honeymoon!!

Goodnight, sleep tight. x

[mibn2cweus]

Naomi, I consider myself a citizen of the world. Yes, I will narrow it down to the Earth although I do not see the relevance. I'm a one off and do not care to waste time dispelling the myths of associations due to geographical location or regional political, or sociological expectations. I choose to be judged solely on my own (or lack of) merit; not for where I come from but for where I choose to go; not for who I know but for who I have become; not for what I have but for how I got it.

I hope in your case I can be considered a good neighbour although I will assure you that this is very unlikely, not that I wouldn't like to be. But this forum is not where I choose to discuss personal details (as a rule). I am not deluded in the belief that even this inner sanctum provides any more anonymity than a confessional booth. However, if you can procure a conduit for a more secure communication I would entrust you with more than I care to broadcast over the WWW. Nevertheless there are not many others in these parts whose interest in me I find as meaningful and worth endeavouring to maintain.


China Doll? . . . Theland? . . . U 2 R beginning to worry us . . . again . . . and you also (you know who you are) although it has come to be almost expected of You at this point. Not that I can imagine any of you not having better things to do than baby sit this silly thread . . .

[China Doll]

So you missed me then Mibs?!

Computers a bit knackered at the moment. And so was I actually so I adhered to some of my grandmothers advice if you can't say anything nice, don't say anything. Funnily enough, it's advice I ignore the other 364 days of the year.

Naomi - I'm disgusted at you. Insinuating that I would have anything to do with a respectably married man... oh yeah.... Ok I kinda see your point but in this case I'm behaviing. Which is slightly more than can be said for you two? Flowers eh? Very cosy....

[China Doll]

Oh and in answer to your question before I forget Naomi... You're about as scary as a limp lettuce. As indeed are most people on this site in my experience.

Although creepy is a whole other matter but that fortunately seems to be contained within CB. Speaking of which... I think I might go upset some people.

[naomi24]

Thank you, Mibs. I take that as a great compliment - and I do see your point completely.

China, oh come on now - you can't pull the wool over our eyes with that 'respectable married man' thing. Since when was Theland respectable?

(You ok?).

[China Doll]

That's true too actually. But even so... Leave Mibs? I think not!

(Yup, all clear although the wench then proceeded to book me in for that 3-5 yearly undignified thing. As to mood, well I'd say proceed with extreme caution but I've never really been one for walking on egg shells!)

[naomi24]

You're only saying that 'cos he's listening, you heart-breaker, you!

So what have you done with Theland then? Left him in Gretna Green to fend for himself and find his own way home? (Conjures up visions of Theland plodding his way wearily down the main road from Scotland to Liverpool - dejected and alone on his bicycle made for two - sweltering in the heat, with tears of rejection pouring down his little sun-burnt face). Go on, tell us China .... it was riding on the back seat of that tandam that finally finished it, wasn't it? If only he could have found the bus fare, things might have turned out so differently. Oh, life can be so harsh!!

(Wonderful!!!! ...... and ........Yuk! ).

[China Doll]

See, that's ^^^ why people think you're so mean and I'm so lovely! ;0P

(Agreed. And Agreed!).

[naomi24]

Huh!

Wonder where he is, anyway. Any sign of him anywhere else? Do hope he's ok - he was a bit down a couple of nights ago.

[China Doll]

I saw, about his son. But then he was quite chuffed about good news for other son. Perhaps he is just licking his wounds for a bit and will be back when he feels better or has something to say.

Works for me everytime anyway!

(And I don't get flowers when I come back).

[China Doll]

Whooo Hooo... I'm no longer too red! Blondie and I had a successful hair dying afternoon, (I say successful as last time she (we?) managed to dye my hair orange even though there was no trace of orange in the dye!)

I'm too old to be that unnaturally red!

[naomi24]

So what colour are we talking about here? Think of someone famous to compare with so we can get an idea. You obviously like it - but regardless of age, subtle is better - in any colour - don't you think? Does it still work with the red lipstick?

Sorry Mibs. A feminine five minutes.

[mibn2cweus]

China, I hope you enjoy these flowers because I spent hours (literally) scouring the globe to pick them especially for You and as much as you deserve them (or better) I may require more than a hint to come up with anything better than this for some time . . . or I could get lucky . . . who knows?

[China Doll]

Awww shucks Mibs, thanks! I love my flowers :c)

Naomi - The actual colour of the dye is called praline and is of the loriel range. My hair is generally brown with red bits.

I have a really bad hangover today if anyone's interested, bl00dy family functions, although it has to be said, the photographer loved blondie heap!... Incidently, computers still a bit knackered.

[naomi24]

Sounds nice, China. Do you like it? (I'm talking about your hair - not the hangover! Incidentally, I once ended up with orange hair, but my dear friend, who wouldn't hurt a fly, insisted it was strawberry blonde! How kind!!).

Been a busy weekend. Just logged on and it seems R&S has gone completely to the dogs. I'm in need of some serious AB therapy. Something meaningful to discuss with intelligent people who will discuss, rather than aggresively argue for arguments sake. Any ideas anyone?

No news of Theland, then?

Going to bed now - and oh! How welcome it is!! Goodnight, my dears, and I wish you beautiful dreams. x

[Theland1]

...... just to digress a little ......
Sorry to etc etc.
Sh1t happens, and it has, by the bucketful. !!!
My son is worse, and I had to ring the hospital to bring forward his appointment, by five weeks, we seee the consultant tomorrow, Tuesday. It looks grim and another operation is on the cards.
My nea bike was stolen from the front of the house, even though it was chained up.
The kids clubbed together and bought me another identical model but I feel bad about it, as it is as if THEY have been robbed instead of me. Other stuff got robbed as well, but the bike was the main thing.
Sorry to have been incommunicado for so long, I miss you all.
Naomi, please forgive me but the poem is on the back burner for now, family problems come first..
Don't understand Mibs being paranoid about his anonymity. What the hell? Who cares? What's the worst that can happen? A mad axe man comes around? A Scouser robs the wheels off your wheelie bin?
It's just not REASONABLE! Nes't pas? (or however you spell it!)
Who gives a toss?
Does he go to parties or the pub and sit in anonymity eating his cheese and onion?
Put my money where my mouth is.
I am Frank Patton.
Born Liverpool but living on the Wirral. CH62 4TB
That narrows it down!
Jeeeeez! It gets soooooo serious! Mystery mystery!
( wanna be alone!)
(continued!)

[Theland1]

I will try to come back on a daily basis coz I love you all, but stuff needs attention, and I'm not too good myself, so please forgive me if I go A.W.O.L. for a while. It's not intentional, just circumstantial.
I was about to say, "I don't care anymore," but I do, I do, I really do, and you lot really help me believe it or not. You do. This is a great escape for me.
I wish i could do wonderful things with links like Mibs does, he gets all of the Brownie points, and my silly little posts pale by comparison. Giving flowers in cyber space? I can't match that, I'm afraid.

[Theland1]

Well at this time of night I know I am completely alone and can write without distractions.
I pulled my six year old grandsons' tooth out yesterday, it was very wobbly. He cried a bit, but his Mum asked me to do it, and today he came back to show me the �3.10 he got from the Toooth fairy! �3.10? Strange! Probably something to do with the financial crisis hitting the country.
My eldest has moved into a cottage built in 1782. (Did I tell you that already?) Sorry if repeating myself. It's lovely, rented of course. Daughter is pregnant again, this will be her fourth! She needs to buy a large rock!
(To roll against the bedroom door to keep her husband out!)