Good bye answerbank

[mibn2cweus]

Since Naomi will not give me the ****ing key I have decided to follow Jesus and be a Christian just like Theland. I am ashamed of my past history here so I'm going to devote the time I used to spend on ab to reading the Bible. No question really because I no longer care about what people think. I'll get all my answers from God from now on thank you.

[China Doll]

She has weak ankles and goes gallaving up mountains and we're expected to feel sorry for her?! (Yes, I remember what you said about my sore throat munchkin!)

Look, the tattoo is happening folks, it'll be along my spine so no one will see it unless I suddenly develop exihibitionist tendencies... Or indeed a love life (the nudity in public is more likely than this option. So since you're all so concerned about me looking tacky, I suggest you put those cracking brain cells of yours in to thinking of something that won't make me look tacky... so nah! (By the way Naomi, the girl you keep seeing with the tattoos everywhere, she's not blonde by any chance? If so, can you ask her why she's not asking her sister swimming too! ;0) )

Hello lovely Lunar! Good to see you and that you're well. You keep that chin facing upwards.

As to the longest thread, you're not even close yet. I once had one banned that got to 1500 and something, so you've a lot of work to do yet... nah again!

[China Doll]

HELP!

[Theland1]

Can't improve on psychicks advice I'm afraid. Good luck.

Tattoo along your spine? How about the ten commandmants?
Or "Made In China" along with your serial number?

[Theland1]

Yes Luna, do keep posting, we need some fresh meat on here! I'm fed up being bitten! Do your share!

[China Doll]

http://files.vector-images.com/clipart/tattoo6 2.gif

What about this?

[Theland1]

Been to the docs and signed off. Spent forty minutes on the phone making a job seekers claim and arranging interview for Monday morning with job centre advisor. Went to job centre and got details of a vacancy as general labourer. Rang them up and I need a CSCS certificate, health and safety. Rang THEM up and they want me to pay for a one day course / test to get a certificate, for a temporary job for six weeks. Cheek!
Been to local factory, (Sun Valley Peanuts), and got application form. Well, I'm nuts aren't I? Got to be in with a chance!
Here we go again - Deja vu!

[China Doll]

I was made in North London apparently.

[Theland1]

China - nice design that, but where do the roots go?

[Theland1]

Look at these pretty temporary tattoos, and tell me what is the difference between them and real permanent ones?

[naomi24]

More to the point, Theland, where do the roots come from?!!!

Theland, are you completely and utterly mad?!!! To remove those fake tattoos, you have to soak them in ALCOHOL!!! What a waste! Er, oh, hang on a minute. You can get them off with baby oil too. Oh, well, that's alright then.

China, why are you having a tattoo that no one will see - unless you meet Prince Charming? I like the flower, but Theland's suggestion is good - Made in China - and you could also include washing instructions - maybe with one of those little pictures of a washing machine with a 30 degrees sign. Bet no one else has got one like that.

I don't think that lady at the swimming pool is your sister. Too far away - and too old.

Luna, what are you up to then? Have you done much reading lately? How's the Tai Chi?

[Theland1]

Well there you are China, you have no excuses now. You don't have to scar yourself for life, and you'll have the last laugh, when you are old and grey, and living in a nursing home, and the other residents will be in their eighties and tattooed with messages and images that will have the care workers falling about laughing!
Don't do it.

[Theland1]

Luna - Tai - Chai? I prefer Ty-Phoo myself, or even P.G. Tips. When we're letting our hair down and being extravagant, we splash out on a pot of Twinings, but that's not often.

Does anybody like that yucky green tea with no milk, and completely devoid of twenty seven sugars? Ugh!

[China Doll]

Green tea and jasmin is pretty lush.

And there is no place for sugar in any form of tea! (There's barely a neccessity for milk).

[China Doll]

Can you do it anyway lunar? It's quite messy in my room and I really can't be bothered tidying it. Ta!

[naomi24]

Oh China, sometimes your posts are music to my ears! I knew you were a woman of great taste. Sugar in tea - or coffee - yuk!

Theland, now that you've kicked the cigarettes, your next challenge is sugar. Tomorrow have three quarters of what you usually have in your drinks ..... and cut it down daily. Very soon you won't be able to drink tea or coffee with sugar - and just think how that will help the weight problem. I used to have sugar in everything - but now I can't bear it.

Luna, I'm so pleased you're back with us. Do please stay - you've been missed. I don't mind a bit if you rearrange my furniture. We're due for a bit of renovation anyway in this rambling old joint!!

Not that you'll be interested, but I'll tell you anyway. My husband has bought me an unexpected gift today - a laptop - so that, with my gammy foot, I don't have to use the computer in my study, but can sit on my sofa, with said gammy foot on prescribed high pillow, and compute away to my heart's content. So, my parting question for tonight is, am I completely and utterly spoilt - or do I deserve it? (Button it, China!!).

And China ......... why are you calling Luna 'Lunar'?

Don't you just love this thread?!! :o)

Goodnight everyone, sleep tight. x

[China Doll]

Because he reminds me of the moon obviously.

Sigh... No one buys me anything. In fact I'm even looking forward to the dog coming home tomorrow as at least she's always pleased to see me! But yes, I think you're a spolit, gammy leg person and that green is a very nice colour on me :-D

[Theland1]

Naomi, I am genuinely sorry that you have a sore ankle. Have you had to go to the hospital for X-Ray etc?
What a wonderful husband you have, catering for your every whim, I'll bet he even uncorks the wine for you, bless him.
I hope you show your appreciation, and buy him a boys toy or two when you're better.

Don't forget to go and wish our friend Wizard a happy birthday. He's forty two today.

[Theland1]

Luna - I feel safer knowing you are here, our very own martial arts expert.
Your "Origami" is legendary, and you can fold up our enemies if any appear. Don't mess about with the loo rolls though! There's a time and a place for kites!

I'll have a glass of that feng shooey if your buying.
Naomi will have a brown ale.
China is a voddy 'n coke creature, and mysterious Mibs is still dreaming about milk shakes, from the hula hoop post several pages ago.