Good bye answerbank

[mibn2cweus]

Since Naomi will not give me the ****ing key I have decided to follow Jesus and be a Christian just like Theland. I am ashamed of my past history here so I'm going to devote the time I used to spend on ab to reading the Bible. No question really because I no longer care about what people think. I'll get all my answers from God from now on thank you.

[Theland1]

Poor Naomi.

[Theland1]

Luna, could you explain that thingy again?

[mibn2cweus]

Luna, I have an established answer to that question; "Whatz up Dude?" I turn my gaze towards and point in the general direction of the zenith (indoors or out, any time of day or night) and proclaim in a confident, self-assured voice, . . . "That!" This generally brings to a conclusion the question and answer segment of an introduction often accompanied by a perplexed look on the face of the questioner suggesting a debate amongst their self regarding my authenticity which makes me feel like I'm sharing with another, if only for a moment, my unrelenting state of unappeasable bewilderment.

No one's ever disputed my answer . . . but then, Theland hasn't ever asked me that question . . .

[Theland1]

I'm going back to bed.

[Theland1]

Mibsy babe, woss happenin' man?
Woss goin' down?

[Theland1]

But oh Mibs!
What happened when Mrs Mibs took you home to meet her Mum?

[Theland1]

I bet she wasn't happy.

[Theland1]

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[China Doll]

Do you lot never sleep? Even I sleep sometimes! :c)

[China Doll]

Are you a baker Luna? (If so, can I have a free cake)

[China Doll]

You can't beat warm biccys... Or warm baguettes layered in butter... Yum! One is not a pig, one just appreciates the finer things in life in my opinon! :c)

[naomi24]

Grunt, grunt. Thought cheese was more your line, Luna!!!! :o)

Theland, thank you for the picture and the sympathy. However, my feet are a little prettier than those, and the nails are painted - although the crutches are a pretty good match!! This is driving me nuts!! Confined to the sofa isn�t good! Lucky I have my new laptop. At least I can keep in touch with the civilised(?) world of AB.

Incidentally, speaking of civilised, meandering aimlessly through AB today, leg on pillow, I chanced upon a question in the uncharted waters of Chatterbank, entitled �Revenge�, posted at 13.33. Unbelievable!!! It actually made me feel physically sick to such an extent that I wondered what I�m doing here. I know that, unlike mibs, I don�t have much faith in human nature, but are people REALLY like that?

China, this lot are people of the night. Told you before - vampires.

And mibs �. Wherever you are �. Not so tight with the tweezers, eh?

Goodnight, my dears, sleep tight. Mwah!! xx

[Theland1]

<<<<<<< Look at the time. Gosh!

How many camels China?

Why do women paint their toe nails? Big mystery. I never look. Crazy. Why!

Long time healing up Naomi. Not serious I hope?

[Theland1]

Whilst looking for an old insurance policy amongst the dusty boxes, I came across a book of poetry I wrote when I was thirty, 27 years ago, and ...... what?

Anybody interested?

I only re-read one or two, and they're quite introverted, or so I remember, as I said, I only read one or two,

Dreading Monday.

[Theland1]

Mibs, please post a rather boring question, then by the time it gets to page two, we can continue there.

What say you lot?

Revenge.

Obnoxious, and wiz was there too!

Sick!

I'd rather stick pins in dolls inb the good old fashioned way.

V/C -- eyes blurred - tired - goodnight.

[mibn2cweus]

Naomi, I can assure you that I am not the one squeezing the tweezers because if I were I would have just pinched your head off.
� . . . unlike mibs, I don�t have much faith in human nature . . . �
In proportion to any value you place in our continued friendship, all efforts humanly possible should be made to insure that �faith� is never attributed to me or my likeness, let alone appear in the same sentence.

It is precisely because of how I define the term �humanity� �the species that lives by virtue of reason�, that you are now spared discovering the depths of the meaning of the term �revenge�. To the extent that those who have chosen not to live by reason, have abdicated their humanity they should not be evaluated or treated as such.
My respect for the potential of humanity is built on my experiences with (not of a faith in) those who recognise, implicitly or explicitly, the defining attribute of their humanity and make an effort to pursue and fulfill their birthright. The failure to do so and to use the power of the products of reason arbitrarily guided by faith in anything or anyone, real or imaginary, leaves one with the potential to inflict upon the undefended the unimaginable as history has so frequently and without exception demonstrated.


As always . . . when faced with an apparent contradiction . . . check your premise.

[Theland1]

Sodding hell Mibs, that was about as warm as the half a tin of baked beans still lurking in my fridge.
"Humanity."
Isn't a part of that word associated with warmth, cuddles, hugs, and, dare I say it, trivia?
Where's your warmth, cuddles, hugs and trivia Mibs?
For Gods' sake, (or "Reasons'" sake),
"Gimme a hug!"