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Since Naomi will not give me the ****ing key I have decided to follow Jesus and be a Christian just like Theland. I am ashamed of my past history here so I'm going to devote the time I used to spend on ab to reading the Bible. No question really because I no longer care about what people think. I'll get all my answers from God from now on thank you.
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Whilst trying to assert our views on others, and respond to others views, it is important that what we say is in no danger of being taken out of context, and causing unnecessary hurt feelings to others.
I am guilty of this abdication of good manners, when in my effort to be humourous, I come very close to, and may even inadvertently, cross the boundary of what is acceptable or not.
So, today, when I called China, a, "Cheeky Cow", I had no idea of knowing how it would be received.
Fortunately for me, I think it was accepted in the humourous way it was presented, but I had no way of knowing if China had just had a bad day, and would not appreciate such a comment.
Therefore, we gentlemen need to guard our comments, no matter how well intentioned, to ensure that on this thread, chivalry not only survives, but thrives.
My sincere apologies, China, my comment was uncalled for and really was not funny.
I just hope that you will be gracious enough to overlook my error.
Who knows. such comments can cause turmoil.
I am guilty of this abdication of good manners, when in my effort to be humourous, I come very close to, and may even inadvertently, cross the boundary of what is acceptable or not.
So, today, when I called China, a, "Cheeky Cow", I had no idea of knowing how it would be received.
Fortunately for me, I think it was accepted in the humourous way it was presented, but I had no way of knowing if China had just had a bad day, and would not appreciate such a comment.
Therefore, we gentlemen need to guard our comments, no matter how well intentioned, to ensure that on this thread, chivalry not only survives, but thrives.
My sincere apologies, China, my comment was uncalled for and really was not funny.
I just hope that you will be gracious enough to overlook my error.
Who knows. such comments can cause turmoil.
Why on earth are you appologising Theland? I am a cheeky cow, even my mother calls me that and I'm told she loves me! It's a well known fact, variations on the theme include...
Mardy Bint
Little Miss Tickets
Little Miss Contrary
Stubbon Mare
Cocky Little So & So
Oooh you little b!tch (That one was my mother!)
Nowty Cow
Mardybum
Sarky Cow (This one is used a lot
That's all I can think of for now but I think that's enough for one week. The only issues I have with any of those statements is I'm neither bovine or canine or ecquine and at 5'6, I'm over average height for a woman (just).
Naomi - Surely you can still pop in from time to time even if it's not as much as before? :-(
Mibs - I han't realisd you could register... I'm on as China. I will not be appearing on anyscore boards! Lol. (I want a cabin, that sounds nice.
So I had a very weird night last night. Not weird as in I got dragged to a fetish club (again) but weird as in a song that was written for me was performed last night and I've not heard it a) performed live b) as a finished piece. I'm not sure how I felt about it. Was a bit of a punch in the stomach actually and it took rather a lot for me to make no reaction which apparently resulted in me looking 'frowny.'
Mardy Bint
Little Miss Tickets
Little Miss Contrary
Stubbon Mare
Cocky Little So & So
Oooh you little b!tch (That one was my mother!)
Nowty Cow
Mardybum
Sarky Cow (This one is used a lot
That's all I can think of for now but I think that's enough for one week. The only issues I have with any of those statements is I'm neither bovine or canine or ecquine and at 5'6, I'm over average height for a woman (just).
Naomi - Surely you can still pop in from time to time even if it's not as much as before? :-(
Mibs - I han't realisd you could register... I'm on as China. I will not be appearing on anyscore boards! Lol. (I want a cabin, that sounds nice.
So I had a very weird night last night. Not weird as in I got dragged to a fetish club (again) but weird as in a song that was written for me was performed last night and I've not heard it a) performed live b) as a finished piece. I'm not sure how I felt about it. Was a bit of a punch in the stomach actually and it took rather a lot for me to make no reaction which apparently resulted in me looking 'frowny.'
Naomi, Whatever has brought you to leave this thread I respect your decision as much as I regret it. Your contributions and positive advice helped to brighten the atmosphere here and have often been an inspiration to me to stick around thru some desperate and joyless pages of this threads history and the future of at least my own participation here is severely jeopardised by your departure. Nevertheless thanks for the part you played in keeping this thread and me together as long as you did and for what was for the most part a meaningful and rewarding experience for me.
If your decision to leave should remain final I hope this experience provided you with some compensation for the time spent and the effort you invested making this a special time and place I will always look back on with fond memories.
Your greatest gift is a sense of your happiness and well-being and that is what I will be watching for and hoping to see whenever or wherever I should be fortunate enough to encounter you again in the future. In spite of the fact that I�m sure you�re already well aware of this, I will without hesitation remind you that you are an exceptional and admirable individual and a credit to the human race. Don�t underestimate the value that represents and the encouragement that provides to those of us who appreciate it.
If your decision to leave should remain final I hope this experience provided you with some compensation for the time spent and the effort you invested making this a special time and place I will always look back on with fond memories.
Your greatest gift is a sense of your happiness and well-being and that is what I will be watching for and hoping to see whenever or wherever I should be fortunate enough to encounter you again in the future. In spite of the fact that I�m sure you�re already well aware of this, I will without hesitation remind you that you are an exceptional and admirable individual and a credit to the human race. Don�t underestimate the value that represents and the encouragement that provides to those of us who appreciate it.
Hear! Hear!
(Now why cant I say what I'm feeling in such a heartfelt and precise way as Mibs can? But anyway, I agree).
Thanks for your graciousness and understanding China.
Now where are my 27 year old poems?
(Must go and route them out - don't want to miss out on the possibility of an accolade from you lot).
(Now why cant I say what I'm feeling in such a heartfelt and precise way as Mibs can? But anyway, I agree).
Thanks for your graciousness and understanding China.
Now where are my 27 year old poems?
(Must go and route them out - don't want to miss out on the possibility of an accolade from you lot).
Below is probably the shortest one I wrote, and a bit of a nonsense poem.
Obviously, this one has to be dedicated to Mibs, (not because it is nonsense of course!)
Eat Your Words.
I ate a dictionary for breakfast,
It tasted very nice,
My illiteracy just disappeared,
I used some words I'd never heard,
And alphabelched just twice!
Obviously, this one has to be dedicated to Mibs, (not because it is nonsense of course!)
Eat Your Words.
I ate a dictionary for breakfast,
It tasted very nice,
My illiteracy just disappeared,
I used some words I'd never heard,
And alphabelched just twice!
Move on?
Yes, of course.
We must move on to make this thread even more of a sanctuary, and even more fun than before.
Even if that means moving to an obscure sub heading in one of the other subject headings.
Mibs would have to post a new question in the murky depths, then we wait for it to sink to page two.
Yes, of course.
We must move on to make this thread even more of a sanctuary, and even more fun than before.
Even if that means moving to an obscure sub heading in one of the other subject headings.
Mibs would have to post a new question in the murky depths, then we wait for it to sink to page two.
Not a cabin really and not mine. Just a house that friends had built at the foot of the mountain on the edge of the forest near the stream that feeds a lake within walking distance, all about an hours drive from home . . . and as already mentioned, no internet access. As fate would have it, my life being about as predictable as Theland�s, nttawwt, I have not ventured to the �cabin, and am able to stay near my puter and occasionally donate a few moments of my time and energy to terrorise cyber friends.
China, I can not speak for the rest of us but I'm as heartbroken and devastated by Naomi's apparent departure as I would be with your own, (well maybe as little less). This is of a magnitude equivalent to the death of John Bonham. My powers of persuasion are amongst my greatest weaknesses and by no means a match for your own. I would appreciate any effort you care to make to get her back, if only for the occasional Luneresque moment. Perhaps if you started a whole new thread we could coax her back . . . or maybe I�m the reason she left? Oh, what a big ego I have!
Do you have an alternative personal line of communication with her with which you might assess her reasons or at least her state of mind? I don�t know about Theland but I can provide incontrovertible evidence that I was not in her bedroom the other night. I don�t even know where she lives . . . the planchette on my Ouija board runs away and hides at the mere mention of her name.
Was it the stars ? ? ?
China, I can not speak for the rest of us but I'm as heartbroken and devastated by Naomi's apparent departure as I would be with your own, (well maybe as little less). This is of a magnitude equivalent to the death of John Bonham. My powers of persuasion are amongst my greatest weaknesses and by no means a match for your own. I would appreciate any effort you care to make to get her back, if only for the occasional Luneresque moment. Perhaps if you started a whole new thread we could coax her back . . . or maybe I�m the reason she left? Oh, what a big ego I have!
Do you have an alternative personal line of communication with her with which you might assess her reasons or at least her state of mind? I don�t know about Theland but I can provide incontrovertible evidence that I was not in her bedroom the other night. I don�t even know where she lives . . . the planchette on my Ouija board runs away and hides at the mere mention of her name.
Was it the stars ? ? ?
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Self (1981)
What lay beyond the valley of the shadow of death,
Eternal torment or eternal rest?
The old man thought of this, and more,
As he stepped from life through deaths' dark door.
He stood in timeless isolation,
He perceived the knowledge of forgone generations,
Moving forward, slow at first,
Through the mind of the universe.
He paused to find that histories,
Were bound in empty libraries,
He knew it all, and wandered on,
Through the galaxies of Orion.
His own mind spread out before,
He picked his way to another door,
The arts and sciences were past,
Total knowledge his at last.
He knew no fear but wandered on,
Past the point where he'd begun,
Thinking circles were profound,
Thinking everything was round.
Then all his wants materialised,
And all at once were realised,
Riches, comforts, skills and more,
He passed the starting point once more.
Turning round and turning in,
Excluding all except for him,
Moving faster round and round,
Not a sight and not a sound.
Towards the centre of his being,
Knowing all and never seeing,
He moved to the centre of his zen,
Far from God and far from Men.
Now all was him and he was all,
The epitome of Mankinds' fall,
Refusing God and His salvation,
Choosing self, and isolation.
What lay beyond the valley of the shadow of death,
Eternal torment or eternal rest?
The old man thought of this, and more,
As he stepped from life through deaths' dark door.
He stood in timeless isolation,
He perceived the knowledge of forgone generations,
Moving forward, slow at first,
Through the mind of the universe.
He paused to find that histories,
Were bound in empty libraries,
He knew it all, and wandered on,
Through the galaxies of Orion.
His own mind spread out before,
He picked his way to another door,
The arts and sciences were past,
Total knowledge his at last.
He knew no fear but wandered on,
Past the point where he'd begun,
Thinking circles were profound,
Thinking everything was round.
Then all his wants materialised,
And all at once were realised,
Riches, comforts, skills and more,
He passed the starting point once more.
Turning round and turning in,
Excluding all except for him,
Moving faster round and round,
Not a sight and not a sound.
Towards the centre of his being,
Knowing all and never seeing,
He moved to the centre of his zen,
Far from God and far from Men.
Now all was him and he was all,
The epitome of Mankinds' fall,
Refusing God and His salvation,
Choosing self, and isolation.
Oh, there you are, I knew I should have checked before submitting but timing is never totally within our control.
Anyway, don't be stingy and no need to take anything I contribute 2cweusly, consider it food for thought (or garbage if something is not to your taste, your choice of course). No rules here say you must clean your plate.
I've tried sitting on the sidelines, keeping my sour-chasm trap shut and just enjoying the view but then I was accused of even worse. That's OK, I'm no stranger to can't win.
But if you prefer I'll scram and let you all have the "sanctuary" to yourselves, no peeking, no stars, just say, "the word" . . .
Anyway, don't be stingy and no need to take anything I contribute 2cweusly, consider it food for thought (or garbage if something is not to your taste, your choice of course). No rules here say you must clean your plate.
I've tried sitting on the sidelines, keeping my sour-chasm trap shut and just enjoying the view but then I was accused of even worse. That's OK, I'm no stranger to can't win.
But if you prefer I'll scram and let you all have the "sanctuary" to yourselves, no peeking, no stars, just say, "the word" . . .
I have a carrier pigeon that belongs to Naomi.
As it is in need of feeding, and is getting quite noisy, I have decided to free it now.
It should arrive at the 24 residence within a few hours, even if it has to thumb a lift.
I shall attach a note to it, echoing your sentiments, Mibs, and with luck and favourable winds, your message will be read, provided of course, the good lady is sober!
As it is in need of feeding, and is getting quite noisy, I have decided to free it now.
It should arrive at the 24 residence within a few hours, even if it has to thumb a lift.
I shall attach a note to it, echoing your sentiments, Mibs, and with luck and favourable winds, your message will be read, provided of course, the good lady is sober!
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