Good bye answerbank

[mibn2cweus]

Since Naomi will not give me the ****ing key I have decided to follow Jesus and be a Christian just like Theland. I am ashamed of my past history here so I'm going to devote the time I used to spend on ab to reading the Bible. No question really because I no longer care about what people think. I'll get all my answers from God from now on thank you.

[China Doll]

Oh and for the record....

http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/ChatterBank/Que stion599886-3.html

You can have a nice conversation in CB... You just have to beware of Twonks! Right, I'm off to bed now. Night y'all!

[Theland1]

Mibs, congratulations on the 1600 slot.
You are as competetive as the rest of us I see, or greedy?

That picture is a "flogger" or flogging spanner. I've been using a 24mm and a 36mm for two days removing hatch covers. Hard work with the big hammer.

China, could you give a talk on the crabs that invded the Theland residence?
did the come from a filthy hospital, or is there another explanation?
By the way, your talk on V.D. to whom was it addressed?
Was it a captive audience?
Did you have to demonstrate the scratching technique?

[Theland1]

Your nice conversation, China, veered off course with Legends post.

and .....
http://www.cartoonstock.com/lowres/iba0113l.jp g

[Theland1]

Naomi - that foot is taking a long time to heal.
How is it?

(I'm still waiting nervously for a critique of my 1981 poems. "Rubbish" they all shout!
Don't be kind, be honest, it's worth more to me).

[naomi24]

Theland, writing poetry is so very good for the soul, and I think yours have come from the soul. I like them very much. I especially like the final line of Astral Projection. Totally unexpected.

[naomi24]

Sorry Theland, I meant to say thank you for asking about my foot. It's still bad - the doctor said it will take a long time to heal, and I think I might still be on crutches at Christmas. Ooo ..... a cue for a poem, methinks.

Crutches at Christmas

Paper and chocolate,
Bright ribbons and bows,
Turkey and tinsel,
And pantomime shows.

A house full of laughter,
Neath mistletoe kissing,
But Naomi can�t cook,
�Cos her crutches are missing!

Ha! Any excuse!! Good old Santa!

(I posted this once, but it seems to have disappeared. If the original pops up and you end up getting my drivel twice, my apologies).

[Theland1]

That's a nice poem Naomi. It gets me thinking of your Christmas Crutches, all decorated with tinsel and fairy lights!
I'm really sorry though, it must be awful for you.
Is it a torn ligament or what?
Is your foot in plaster?

[Theland1]

Ah yes, 1981 is the only year from which any of my poetry survives. ("Thank heavens for small mercies", I hear you say!)

[Theland1]

Your turn Mibs 'n China!

[naomi24]

Theland, you missed the point of my daft, thrown-together in-an-instant, little ditty. When Santa came down the chimney on Christmas Eve, he took my crutches as his present to me - so I couldn't stand in the kitchen and cook for (and hobble about waiting on) the proverbial 5000 for four days!! Too subtle, eh? :o)

Wordsworth, eat your heart out!!!!

No, my foot isn't in plaster - that wouldn't do any good. I just have to be patient.....patient.....patient ...........Arrrrrrggggghhhhhh!

Mibs, you're continuing to award stars, but where are you - and what about this deal I offered? Am I being stingy? No, I'm not. So where are you?

It's mighty quiet on here now we are counting genuine going-out-to-work workers amongst our numbers!!

I think China might be tired tonight. She had a test yesterday which she passed with flying colours (hurrah!!), so they may have made her do some proper work today. Zzzzzzzzzzzz.......................

It's gone 10, so I'll say goodnight - and sweet dreams. xx

[Theland1]

Subtle indeed! With a capital "Sutt!"
I've re-read the poem, and that Santa! Well he's just a sod!
I'm crossing him off my Christmas card list right now!
We'll hol a competition to design you new crutches.
Telscopic / electronic, with built in Sat-Nav and stereo so you can still go to the shops in style, and of course a hanging basket for your loaf!

[China Doll]

When patience equals patience there's nothing left but paper dreams and candyfloss thoughts which slowly turn to fairground rides within the ones and naughts.

Thank you and goodnight!

KJ

[China Doll]

Theland m'dear, you once asked what I look like and tonight I have an answer, (courtesy of an old and generous friend).

http://youtube.com/watch?v=izYIO9VtjUs&feature =related

Add ten years and a couple of stone to the above lead singer, take her hair down several shades and you've a sort of likeness. ( I have the outfits but I don't float, my dog is smaller and I'd not spend that much time styliing my hair).

The likeness is more obvious in these shots but I'll leave you to guess which ones. http://youtube.com/watch?v=u55fpsbzAfk&feature =related Seeing as you have no basis for comparrison, you'll just have to agree with me! Yay!

[Theland1]

Oh yes, with no basis for comparison, that really looks like you. (?????????????????)
I'll take your word for it.
You are quite gorgeous.

[China Doll]

Like I said, no basis for comparrison! :c)

[Theland1]

Equally, with no basis for comparison, this is what I look like!
http://www.watchingamerica.com/images/superman _pic.jpeg

[Theland1]

But then again, with no basis for comparison, I could look like This.

[China Doll]

I love your shoes but I'm not sure about the bikini!

[Theland1]

Trust you with your footwear fetish!

[Theland1]

Naomi, how about an update on the 'orrible chairman?