Proof That Prayer Works!

[Theland1]

After being something of a pain in the bum to some ABers, I am sure they may have prayed that the situation be reversed and that I would actually suffer a pain in the bum myself.
Their prayers have been answered!
I have bought a new bike, to save on bus fares and search for work, but not being used to it, I am now the victim of acute, "saddle soreness."
Any prayers to reverse this situation would be most welcome.
My own particular prayers have been answered to a certain extent by the discovery of a piece of an old sponge cushion and a roll of sellotape.
This may relieve the situation somewhat, with a, "Blue Peter," type modification to the seat.
So, with this profound revelation, would you not agree that prayer works?

[China Doll]

No cause I prayed you wouldn't have a sore bum and it didn't come true.

[mibn2cweus]

The pointy end goes forward, not up!

Perhaps I could recommend a certain proctologist with whom I am now intimately familiar (thanks 2 U)?

What comes around ~ goes around . . .

[Theland1]

I hear the snap of a rubber glove!

[China Doll]

Tries to imagine what pointy end Mibs could be referring to

Is this a prostate thing guys? Cause if it is, I gotta say, I lack the necessaries to join in the conversation.

[Theland1]

Mibs - I thought it looked better sticking up! I'd better read the book again.

China - Stick around and offer sympathy, saying, "Aaaah," at appropriate moments.

[China Doll]

No way... The last time I did that I got something nasty shoved in my mouth. I'm just goiing to sit quietly in the temple while you two play with your bums!

[Theland1]

You heartless creature!

[China Doll]

Goodsoulette does describe me as the evil twin it's true. (We believe there's a possibility we might have been seperated at birth but to be honest, it's probably for the best).

[mibn2cweus]

visual aid

[China Doll]

Ah.

Well it looks a bit like what I was thinking. Ish.

[Theland1]

I may have to dip my bum in the water at Lourdes, or throw my bike in!

[Theland1]

Thanks Mibs, that looks good and broad, but, erm, the pointy bit is still sticking up! Don't you like me?
Cue - Sympathy from China scene - camera and action!

[Ice.Maiden]

Don't worry about the pointy bit sticking up. I prayed for you, and it's obvious that He really does move in mysterious ways.

[China Doll]

Sympathy.

[Theland1]

Thank you Ice Maiden, I hope your show of sympathy rubs off a little on China Doll.

[Ice.Maiden]

ROFL at that, China!!!!!!

[Theland1]

See what I have to put up with?
No wonder our engagement is off!

[China Doll]

Engagemetn? I actually think I was sold on this site before as it goes so I'd have had to check with my owner anyway.... Not that I remember who brought me but I believe I cost a cheese board and some pickled onion monster munch.

[naomi24]

Goodsoulette, maybe it's Theland who's moving in mysterious ways.

Would a plaster help, Theland?

[Theland1]

Getting plastered would be even better!
Yes, when I try to walk, I certainly am moving in mysterious ways!
I've got to take that pesky bike out again later, otherwise I may lose my nerve!
Didn't John Wayne do that with his horse? Or he horse did it to John Wayne?