Proof That Prayer Works!

[Theland1]

After being something of a pain in the bum to some ABers, I am sure they may have prayed that the situation be reversed and that I would actually suffer a pain in the bum myself.
Their prayers have been answered!
I have bought a new bike, to save on bus fares and search for work, but not being used to it, I am now the victim of acute, "saddle soreness."
Any prayers to reverse this situation would be most welcome.
My own particular prayers have been answered to a certain extent by the discovery of a piece of an old sponge cushion and a roll of sellotape.
This may relieve the situation somewhat, with a, "Blue Peter," type modification to the seat.
So, with this profound revelation, would you not agree that prayer works?

[jake-the-peg]

Nope because those who pray always hail their sucesses and when it doesn't come to pass spout plattitudes like "God hears all prayers, it's just he sometimes says No"

Tell me what evidence you'd need to convince you that prayer doesn't work

[Octavius]

er..... a note from God saying that it don't quite work like that would probably just about do it.

[coco pops]

Maybe you need some" laying on of hands" !!

[naomi24]

That could work. Here's the Savlon, Coco.

[China Doll]

Does a note from God get you out of PE too?

[Theland1]

Oooo Coco! Are you volunteering?

Jake, maybe we just have to be patient and look at it from Gods' point of view. If all prayer got an immediate and positive response, then god would just be a crutch and we would never stand on our own two feet.

Naomi, is Savlon the bet you can do? I was thinking of a more exotic emollient.

China, not note for you, you need all of the exercise you can get. Do you wanna buy a bike?

[naomi24]

More exotic? And you in your condition? No, sorry, Theland - stick with the Savlon, Coco. Isn't it amazing. No matter how poorly men think they are, some bits of them always work!!

[Octavius]

China, God knows that you have had plenty of �physical� education enough to raise many an eyebrow. If I were you, I would say the �Getting out of PE prayer� and then assume that lo it is thus. Ahh, men.

[Whickerman]

You know you should have a saddle on that thing, right?

Stick with it. Use a lot of moisturiser and try coax a massage or two out of a nice lady.

[Theland1]

Sympathy on here is as rare as hens teeth!
Looks like I must continue to, "Move in mysterious ways, my wonders to perform!"

[Octavius]

Theland, sympathy without relief is like mustard without beef. I would ask CD what she used when she had a ride on my Chopper.

That song by Tammy Wynette must be an inspiration to you.

[keyplus90]

My opinion is to put saddle upside down. At least you wouldn't have to sit on it.

[figure]

LOL Theland! This thread is well funny.
Hope the soreness of your butt has disappeared and your butt has now grown accustomed to the saddle.

[naomi24]

Hiya figure, the problem we have is that when Theland gets a pain in his butt, it becomes a pain in everyone else's butt. 'Butt' I'm joking, of course. :o)

[China Doll]

Why (even when I'm not about) does my good name always get taken in vain?! I'm innocenct of all charges!