An Atheist was being chased by a huge Grizzley. and just as the Bear was about to strike, the Atheist shouted 'God'.
As he said it, everything around froze, and a voice from the Heavens said, 'can I now count you among the belivers'?.
The Atheist said, 'it would be hypocritical of me after all these years to suddenly change, but couldn't you make the Bear a Christian instead'?.
God said 'What a good idea, i'll do that then'
Everything unfroze, and the Atheist saw the Bear put his paws together, and then the Bears said,
I thank you Oh Lord, for this good meal I am about to recieve.