was Jesus gay?

[poltergeist]

Ok so I am reading a book which depicts jesus as bieng gay. has anyone else heard of this?

[jno]

yes

[Ankou]

Oh ok.

Poltergeist, those quests are dangerous. You might get chased by a murderous albanian monk.

[jno]

St Poltergeist, if Jesus was gay your son will definitely be gay, so there's not much you can do about it except convert to Islam.

[poltergeist]

if you are not married by the age of 35 you definately are gay or have some other sxual prefference other than women anyway.

[jno]

many women have a sexual preference other than women. This actually makes them not gay at all.

[poltergeist]

convert to islam? I would rather blow myself up. oh wait thats the same thing right?

[Ankou]

Right so a 36 year old unmarried woman might be gay or have sexual preferences for someone other than a woman.

Thats why rabbits were so popular in the bible then

[poltergeist]

sexual prefferences such as what? please enlighten me. i dont know much about this stuff

[Ankou]

clearly

[poltergeist]

so are you saying if a man is unmarried over the age of 35 their sexual prefference is rabbits?

[buzybee]

he borrowed Brokeback Mountain off me and i never got it back.....

[poltergeist]

that film should be banned its just basically saying to the whole population 'its ok to be gay everybody'

a terrible influence on the youth of today

[Ankou]

Possibly poltersheist, but mostly (i am told) women who are not having conjugal relations have rabbits as a substitute. Don't ask me, its what some foreign bloke said to me in a 500 year old painting. So it must be true, right?

[Ankou]

Of course its ok to be gay, but only if you are a cowboy. Although I haven't seen the film so I am not gay.

[poltergeist]

i concur with you with no hessitation in my mind Ankou

[chakka35]

Ankou, it would be wise not to set up straw men only to knock them down. Those of us who mentioned the Last Supper made none of the suggestions you ridicule.
And I don't think we need to be told that Leonardo's inventions didn't include the Polaroid and time-travel.

You are, of course, entitled to say what you like but, as a newcomer, you might learn in time that some of here, even atheists like me, know a hell of a lot about the New Testament and the Jesus fable. Most of us have sense of fun, too, when it comes to such things.

[Ankou]

Cor get her! ^^^

Is knowing everything there is to know ever, critical to having a opinion then?!

But you are right, I am entitled to say what I like.

[T&S]

Poltergeist...I think I am right in saying that one of the Dead Sea scrolls is a missing gospel, possibly the Gospel of Phillip or Judas. In it, it is written that when men came to arrest jesus, a male companion of his escaped wearing just a sheet. Some people have claimed this is a reference to Jesus' sexuality but I don't buy it.

[Ankou]

Did the sheet have little holes cut out for eyes? It could have been the holy ghost.

[naomi24]

^^ What on earth is he/she on about? Chatterbank comes to R&S.

Speaking of the Gospel of Philip, that says that Jesus often kissed Mary Magdalene.