was Jesus gay?

[poltergeist]

Ok so I am reading a book which depicts jesus as bieng gay. has anyone else heard of this?

[brionon]

Razzle09
Fri 24/04/09
11:22 ........also the diciple he loved best some would suggest that was Mary from Magdalane .

I'm suprised that the Bible lover Naomi didn't bother to mention to you that Mary Magdeleine when she found the Tomb empty -rushed to tell the 'Beloved Disciple'. Clearly not her,then. But so few of you have actually read it.

[wwwdotme]

I got banned for mentioning Jesus on here.

[wwwdotme]

All I said was this:

"I just got this e-mail:

Dearest one,

christ.com

My name is Mr christ, i saw your profile today and became intrested in you, i will also like to know you the more, and i want you to send an email to my email address so i can give you my picture for you to know whom i am.
Here is my email address (christ.com ) i believe we can move from here.
I am waiting for your mail to my email address above. Mr christ (Remeber the distance or colour does not matter but love matters alot in life .

Yours Lover
MR CHRIST"

It was all true!

[wwwdotme]

Cheers to the folk who reported me you twastards.

[chinadog]

According to The Tales Of Jesus he married Mary Magdelene.

[naomi24]

Bible student rather than Bible lover, if you please, Brionon.

Yes, indeed - so few have actually read it - and the bits they have read they choose to recount selectively. During this period, of the four gospel writers, only John mentions the disciple that Jesus loved, and he doesn't say Mary rushed to tell the beloved disciple - he says that Mary ran to tell Simon Peter, and 'the other disciple whom Jesus loved', which could well mean that Jesus held special affection for more than one, so I don't believe we can necessarily dismiss Mary, or anyone else. Incidentally, as far as I'm aware, John is the only author who mentions the beloved disciple at all, and he's the only one who doesn't mention other women attending the grave with Mary. One has to question his agenda - and suspect that he was something of a misogynist.

[chakka35]

Theland, I'm not concerned with Leonardo's painting per se.

What amuses me, and which you ignore in your bluster, is the way the Christian church is so determined not to admit that the person sitting on Jesus' right is a woman that it makes the preposterous claim that it is John. If the painting is of no importance - and it's of no consequence historically - then why is the Church being so silly? What are they afraid of?

[naomi24]

^^ Anything that may cast doubt upon the now fragile veneer of lies, Chakka.

[Ankou]

I am not really interested in your wholesale belief in Dan Brrown but you do strike me is a bit of a numpty.

John isn't the only female-looking male Leonardo painted, look at some of his sketches - like Sigmund Freud did.

I think you'll find this female looking figure is decidedly male. I am guessing you might be clever enough to spot why, but you never know after some of the stuff you gob off.

http://home.arcor.de/berzelmayr/leo-angel.jpg

[poltergeist]

wow who was that? she was hot

[Ankou]

I don't know about hot, but she certainly seemed excited about something.

[poltergeist]

wowsa I never noticed the erection the first time round. immoral

[Ankou]

lol, fibber!

[sir.prize]

Poltergeist - - - - -

So if he was a rabbit does the jewish faith allow gayness?

Now that puts a completely different slant on the whole issue.

Was Jesus REALLY a rabbit?

[poltergeist]

indeed sir.prize. I dont see the table laden with carrots at the last meal! This opens up a whole new tin of worms indeed.

[Ankou]

Well he did say 'lettuce pray' a lot, so he could of been.

[sir.prize]

Poltergravy - - you really are so confusing.

Why did you say: So if he was a rabbit does the jewish faith allow gayness?

I ask again, was Jesus REALLY a rabbit?

[Ankou]

In the hebrewaramiclatin langwidge the 't' in rabbit is silent.