sinners ,rejoice

[claymore]

Why is it more fun to be a sinner than to stay on the straight and narrow?

[mike11111]

My mother used to put salt on soft candlewax and tell us it was dripping.

[mike11111]

My mum was a friend of the milkman, hence my first name, Gold Top.

[mike11111]

I'm glad she fell out with the greengrocer, otherwise I would have had a very silly name.

[hogbody]

Mike Goldtop Greengrocer, yep agree

[mike11111]

It wasn't so much the greengrocer I objected to, as "aubergine cox's orange pippin". I mean, what sort of a name is that to send a young kid to school with? Glad I changed it to Doris!!!-:)

[mike11111]

Certainly not! There is only one Dot on here and I would never dream of stealing her identity. You will just have to call me Mike or Aubergine.

[hogbody]

so your 'a cop?' acronym.

[hogbody]

"aubergine cox's orange pippin"

[mike11111]

You'll have to explain that one, friend. I'm normally on the ball perhaps it's a bit too late.

[hogbody]

no prob... only messing.. acronym, initial letters of your self titled name being A-ubergine C-ox's O-range P-ippin 'a-cop'

[mike11111]

Got it. Cheers! I can sleep easily now.

[hogbody]

sorted fella, rest easy.

[hogbody]

broccoli, tonyted....????????????

[hogbody]

but surely your taste buds had a disagreement with your stomach at some point, (that was my meaning)