Thelandism - The New Religion For Losers.

[Theland1]

It struck me suddenly, right in me gob, and dripped down me chin and onto me soup encrusted shirt. Eureka!
I have been accused, or rather, credited, with all of the necessary attributes to become the founder of a new religion!
Slapping modesty in the chops and kicking him out into four foot of deep and crisp and even, I am settled on calling my new religion, "Thelandism."
You lot have told me that I already have dogma in spades, and with a few props like a smokey handbag, a portaloo for a confessional, and a couple of scoops to bring on the tongues, this could really take off in a big way.
A bit of your hard earned donated to this good cause may save your soul from the indignity of having your name scrawled on a few lavatory walls.
Thank you all for the inspiration.
Would you like to join?

[Nadis]

I was not going to add anymore than that Naomi unless Theland continued to reply to me. I've already explained that but you seem to think I want to keep on deceiving everyone all the time. As I explained before, I've already made a fool of myself by doing that and I would not do it again so please don't think you know everything or can you tell the future? And I've heard the pram and toy thing before and I find that insulting. I said I am sorry before but you don't want me to be so you keep coming back with the same thing at me every time I appear. Why?

[naomi24]

This is deja vu. Just stop right now.

[Nadis]

Yes it's deja vu because you keep on at me every time I appear when I was willing to forget it. I did not say anymore to Theland to supposedly deceive him so why say I was.
You are the one bringing it back up and being nasty.

[naomi24]

I've checked and I didn't contribute to two of the three questions you've posted, so I certainly don't keep on at you every time you appear. Now for heaven's sake, you've been caught out, it's done, it's over, so grow up and leave it.

[Nadis]

I did leave it until you had to remind people of how I was going to make a fool of them again or so you say. Even if you did check, My mistake that I am guilty of and wish to forget is brought up to remind me even if the idea of fooling anyone was not even on my mind but it seems to have stuck with you and you have to drum it home.
It's now made me not want to contribute anything at all on this site now because I am reprimanded for a mistake I made and it's obvious there is tension nearly every time I appear and try to join in.
Thanks

[Nadis]

Theland, I am very sorry for all the stuff added on here not related to your subject.

[naomi24]

Groundhog day .......

[Nadis]

I got you babe.

[naomi24]

You've lost me. I think this conversation is at an end.

[Nadis]

Was the song playing constantly on the radio as Bill Murray awoke each morning......I think.

[Nadis]

I did leave it Naomi.
You brought it up, not me and I had no intention based on previous experience to fool anyone again.
I hope you can leave it now aswell so we can both grow up.

[Nadis]

"I've been caught out", saying what exactly.
As I said before I had no intention of fooling anyone again yet you think you know my thoughts.
I think you just wanted to provoke a reaction from me again.
After I already said sorry before, If you were kind you could have just mentioned to Theland, Incidentally Nadis is Luna" and not add anything about decption.

[Theland1]

Oh Nadis! Luna you old son of a gun! Well, just glad to see you kicking up a bit of dust on here, and bringing back some fond memories of times gone by. Those were the days my friend, I thought they'd never end .......
....... but they did didn't they? Ob lah di ob lah dah! Que sera sera!
Oh sweet nostalgia!
Where did the years go? My fifth grandchild was born two weeks ago and I am sixty soon.
Lots of water under the bridge eh mate?

[Theland1]

Kiss and make up eh partners?

[Theland1]

But to be serious for a moment. - The 1967 thing. Yes, there is something to be learned from Hebrew idiom, midrash and culture, and basically we must try to remove ourselves from trying to impose our thinking on the Bible authors with their traditions, sayings, proverbs etc etc.
However, it has been done for us by scholars of the ancient writings.
To mix up forty days and nights of Jesus in the desert, with another time frame is really rather a lazy argument and does not become you dear Nims.
"Must do better," on your report card, and you lose points for cheap shots.

Now, go back to the whole 1967 prophecy and pick some decent holes in it, don't just daub it with graffiti.

[Nadis]

Sorry, that was "deception".
Hi Theland, Great to see you again.
I don't know why Naomi thinks she knows what I am going to do or not do.
I already said sorry before to her and Wyz and I would not try to deceive or fool anyone again.After your reply to me as Nadis, I wasn't going to add anymore unless you continued to ask me questions. At least I told them who I was and obviously that made her angry and I have to keep paying for it.
It has made me quite upset.
It seems sorry isn't good enough.
Anyway, I am extremely happy for you on the news of your fifth grandchild. No rest for the wicked! Oops! Sorry.
I hope you had a great Christmas Theland and wish you and your family well. 60!!! Blimey!

[Nadis]

There won't be any kissing and as for making up, well it seems I cannot be trusted.
By the way, I'm Luna.

[Theland1]

Look Nadis, Nims is a woman with all of the weaknesses prevalent in the fairer sex. So, therefore, just send her a dozen cyber roses to arrive pronto next to her wine rack, and I promise she will forgive you.

[Nadis]

I only send cyber roses to one person, she's the one I love.

[Nadis]

Only if I don't have time to send real ones of course.