Unusual Incident At The Swanceeee/chelski Match

[Mick-Talbot]

Hazard off for tackling ball-boy.

[Mojo-Jo-Jo]

You all know that the innocent ball boy is the 17 year old son of a Swansea director right?
http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/sport/football/booted-ballboy-charlie-morgan-the-son-of-hotel-tycoon-and-swansea-city-director-martin-morgan/story-fndb5nmd-1226561449547

[askyourgran]

Stupid boy did he think he was on the Rugby pitch. Hazard was only trying to loosen the ball from his grip, and had to literally roll the boy off it to get it back on the pitch. When they are in the middle of a game the players are all steamed up keeping the ball in play, then a noodle like him decides the ball is his.

[ELVIS68]

The chubby git posted on twitter before the game that he was there to time waste.
Ladbrokes have offered odds of 1000/1 that he will play for Swansea and foul Eden Hazard.

Better chance of signing for Seaworld with his ball balancing skills