Everton V Newcastle

[Stephen_G]

Is anyone watching? Has Tim Howard got his head on upside down???

[Sipowicz]

:-) x 3!

[Wharton]

What does :-) x 3! mean?

[Sipowicz]

3-0!

[Wharton]

How would you express 3-4?

[Sipowicz]

:-) x 3 - :-( x 4!

[Stephen_G]

Cabaye has just scored the goal of the night, for the Toon.

[Wharton]

This is getting too complicated for me. What's the equation now Sipowicz?

[Sipowicz]

Smiley face = home goal, sad face = away goal!

[Stephen_G]

It's a good, open game for the neutrals.

[Stephen_G]

:-) x 3 - :-( x 4!

If you're a Toffee, wouldn't the equation be the other way round, Sipo?

[Sipowicz]

Just answering the score Wharton asked!

[Wharton]

Ah, got it! So it's :-)3 :-(1 then?

[Sipowicz]

Correct.

[Wharton]

Would 3-3 be :-)3 :-)3 or :-(3 :-(3 ?

[Sipowicz]

The latter.

[Sipowicz]

Phew!

[Wharton]

Does that mean :-)3 :-(2 ?

[Sipowicz]

You got it!

[Wharton]

I feel as if I've just qualified in a strange unknown branch of mathematics! Sorry for not addressing your question Stephen_G :-(

[pintodas]

Newcastle is the best team