Every week we see footballers diving, trying to get fellow professionals sent off or booked: arguing with the ref yet they all wear a badge that says
"Respect". What a bunch of overpaid hypocrites.
It's no different elsewhere in life. There are hundreds of thousands of people who wear badges with the words 'Customer Service' on them, who clearly don't understand what those words mean!
Couldn't agree more, especially the badges labelled "Here to help", which should read, "Here to help your shopping experience even more unpleasant than it has been thus far".