i will be your sex slave

[joggerjayne]

Trying another angle here. Out of desparation ...

If you take me to the Olympics next week, I will be your sex slave for the week.

Oh come on ... it's not a bad offer.

:-)

[jno]

I could take you to Lewes, would that do?

Is your offer gender-specific?

[joggerjayne]

My spelling of "desperation" was a bit desperate, as well.

[Lakitu]

Deal!!

Be at LHR at 0900 on Monday morning for your flight :o)

[joggerjayne]

gender-specific?

No.

But don't palm me off with a child's ticket. If I turn up at the Olympic stadium and can't get in, I'll be miffed.

[joggerjayne]

Lakitu

Woooo Hoooooooooo

(do you think we could get a wild card late entry for the trampolining?)

x

[Lakitu]

I've arranged that ticket for you!

You have tickets for all athletics, trampolining, synchronised swimming and rhythmic gymnastics.

You also have a ticket for the closing ceremony.

[sara3]

if that fails we can share a Chinese take-away, and discuss terms and conditions.

[Drisgirl]

lol -I cant beat Lakitus offer- sara and I can share a Chinese whilst watching out for you in the crowds.

How will we know you?

[joggerjayne]

I'll flash my bum when the cameras are on me !! LOL

[Drisgirl]

Well guaranteed they'll be on you all the time then pmsl !!!

[randyraven]

What do I get for taking you to Southend-on -sea ?

[Drisgirl]

Dread to think randyraven :)

[randyraven]

I know how to show a girl qa good time ...

Second class train ticket from Fenchurch Street London to Southend.
Walk from the station down to the sea front.
Bag of chips for 2 and shared bottle of shandy.
.....

[johnny.5]

i like chinese take-aways
xara ; )

[sara3]

so that's Drisgirl, Jimmy and myself (sorry Lakitu, not sure if you're travelling with Jayne or not) having a Chinese take-away, with the hope of seeing Jayne flash her bum.

just an average Saturday night in Brighton!

[randyraven]

Hold the press ...Brightons a 90 min drive away for me ...
I will be having a chinese tonight ...might be cold however by the time I get back from Brighton with it ..
Now thats an idea ..I might skip Weymouth and do a day trip to Brighton Sunday ...I love the Lanes ..

[tombrandy]

Why dont you all chip in together and buy a campervan

[randyraven]

Ooooh ....touring the country in a 1970's Devon camper van ....
Very hippy ..I missed being a hippy ...too young ....

[sara3]

I was also too young, but willing to give it a try now :o)

[randyraven]

ok sara ..You will have to travel light ....
Not much room in a Devon Camper.
Where should we go first ? North or South ?
Or just roll a dice ....