I've got the blind man coming round today for a fitting...............

[craft1948]

Should I keep my clothes on or risk it?

[Grandma_Yiddo]

A fitting what?

[mrs_overall]

Can he reach that far down?

<<<legs it>>

[tonyav]

Have you put any knickers on today ?.

[Smowball]

Lol

[Psybbo]

A fitting for what?

[snags]

Er... blinds?

[craft1948]

Snags is the winner.....................and no tony.

[tonyav]

Watch he doesn't step on your t!ts.

[Psybbo]

Is he venetian?

[Baldric]

Bowl of water for the guide dog would be nice.

[craft1948]

He should be good...............I'm paying him enough........

[craft1948]

Hopefully sibton he'll be more upright.

[mrs_overall]

I wont make any jokes including the words "verticals" and "challenged"

[mccfluff]

are you getting 'nosy' blinds?

[tonyav]

No knickers again crafty, hope he doesn't bring his blind dog !

[craft1948]

Today mrs_o I am 6'2"..................

[mrs_overall]

That's a thought fluff, you cannot twitch blinds as well as you can nets

[mccfluff]

cm

[mccfluff]

but nosy blinds - you just lower your flaps and stick your nose through

[mrs_overall]

Are you standing on top of the wardrobe or summat Craft? lol