On a more serious note and as I know nothing of ebay, I see some fool has bidded £99,000 as a bid. Surely, he or she will have to pay that when the auction ends?
I don't know what fvf is but surely if some clown has offered £100,000 for a snowman, the seller will do all in his power to keep the snowman in one piece.
It may be the same senario as that used diving suit that was put on Ebay a couple of years ago. The seller wrote a complete funny story that went with it and it eventually sold for something like 80 odd thousand.
I think the seller should have wrote a story with this snowman, bit like the John Lewis Advert, lol lol