Is This A Fake "gov.uk Site"

[RATTER15]

https://www.gov.uk/order-copy-birth-death-marriage-certificate

I know there are a lot of fake sites about so I went for the gov.uk site, I ordered a new birth certificate and paid £9.25, they said they would dispatch in 15 days, that was 3 weeks ago. Have I been scammed? or just maybe I need to be patient?

[RATTER15]

tonyav, they are easy and cheap to get hold of, they are all aluminium so they dont rot, lots around I just haven't looked for one yet.

[tonyav]

Right then RATTER, I'm sure you'll get around to it one day. More important things to be thinking about right now I should imagine.

[murraymints]

Tony..read my last post...you gotta get that suit outta hock !

[tonyav]

Not the Purple velvet one, minty ?.

[RATTER15]

No suits!!!!

[gness]

What have I done wrong that I have to supervise Wharton and Jordy? Is there not a cow I could milk for the tea or something....?.....☺

[tonyav]

RATTER15
Question Author
No suits!!!!

Thank gawd for that.

[murraymints]

Ratter...I could always kit him out in big brenda' s spare tag team outfit..kind of mauve with silver sequins...he'll look rather Mr Darcy ish in that !...Lol..

[gness]

Does Tony not have a kilt?....x

[tonyav]

Won't fit me, minty, She's bloody massive !.

[tonyav]

gness
Does Tony not have a kilt?....x


No he bloody well doesn't, contrary to certain peoples belief lol.

[RATTER15]

murraymints, or a kilt!?

[murraymints]

His legs are too pipe cleaner ish for a kilt....don't worry ..I'm sure that deesa can adjust the bits necessary for a good fit tone !...

[RATTER15]

lol, how slow am I!!

[tonyav]

RATTER15
Question Author
murraymints, or a kilt!?

Another thank gawd for that.

[marval]

Congratulations Ratter and Carakeel, I hope whatever you do, it is a very special day.

[murraymints]

No kilt tone...with respect...ye dinnae hae the pins fir wan !.....big Brenda is fedexing the outfit from Ibiza....she's still in hiding after doing a runner from the foreign legion...but that's another story.....now ...about the hymns....

[tonyav]

So she's still in Ibiza then.

[murraymints]

Ssshhhh tone !.... laptops have ears !.... between you and me she's running a mud wrestling attraction every Saturday Tuesday and Thursday...only €50 including paella and sangria.....mention my name for a good seat !

[Peter Pedant]

new look

you may even be given your new portal pass word.

This is creeping modernisation and is the alternative that IDS should have followed when changing the benefits system instead of the crappy and failed big bang model.