chering up needed

[oldgrape]

i am so bored now had set my mind on watching braveheart tonight and it's missing so don't know what to do now all ironing done everywhere tidy so thought i'd come here and get you lot to tell me something funny or good

[taichiperson]

Could you come round and do my ironing?

[bobtheturkey]

alan hansen broke the law in southport once you know

[4getmenot]

Find redcrx post from earlier today headed duct tape that will make you laugh. If only you could have seen what I did today a man walked straight into a glass door in our office today, classic

[helliebobs]

I've just eaten a Curly Wurly! It was bloody fantastic!

[oldgrape]

taichi not a chance in hell lol hate doing it

bob who on earth is alan hansen

[bobtheturkey]

notorious scottish flasher

[cazzz1975]

I tripped up the stairs, although I found it painful and received absolutely no sympathy, I managed to cheer up some old women who made fun of my predicament

[taichiperson]

Sorry OG - I'd offer to do yours if I had time, I actually don't mind it. Wait, why am I on AB when I could be ironing? LOL

[oldgrape]

and one think of a decent film to watch have got over 2000 name some and i'll see if i fancy watching it no comedies though

[4getmenot]

hope floats

[ChuckFickens]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjlzxmvkqHI&fea ture=related

Makes me smile every time I see it :)

[cazzz1975]

and still the lack of sympathy goes on........


<<walks away slowly with david banner (hulk) piano music playing....

[4getmenot]

sorry cazzz did you say something? lol

[Denise_uk]

You have MY sympathy cazzz. And I thought of you at 6.20am today! lol. x

[cazzz1975]

aww thanks denise, I was thinking of you too, I bet you didnt get out of bed like an 90 year old and began the day by sneezing several hundred times!

[oldgrape]

don't like comedies i like war films, disaster movies and thing with hard ship etc in and a good ending like angelas ashes, braveheart, a time to kill, the accused, great escape, shawahank, unleashed etc watched the patriot last night

[weeal]

Wee scotty joke for ye the noooo

A man's cupping his hand to scoop water from a Highland burn. Gamekeeper shouts "Dinnae drink thon water, its full o coo's p!sh".
Man replies "My good fellow I'm English, repeat in English".
Gamekeeper replies "use BOTH hands - you get more that way".

[4getmenot]

lord of war. But only to see Jared. Mmmm