computer trouble

[Booldawg]

My PC is a couple of months behind in rent, and as a result is about to be evicted from its IP Address and forced to live the life of a Roaming Profile.

 

I'm worried it will get in the wrong kind of company and end up hanging out with HARD drives and end up living in a BAD sector.

 

Please can you advise how my PC could change it ways before it gets the BOOT and is forced to take the BUS out of here.

[Hippy]

It certainly doesn't DISPLAY much INTEGRITY. It might soon end up with a RAID ARRAY to try DATA ACQUISITION with little PAYLOAD.

To get the wayward MACHINE to co-operate might be to MONITOR its behaviour for PARITY ERRORS. Maybe you could suggest a holiday. I Hear SILICON VALLEY is nice at this tiem of year! I am sure you are not UNIX in having this problem, others will have seen this XON/XOFF behaviour from their computers. Maybe it has a CHIP on its shoulder.

You need to take CONTROL in a LOGICAL way to prevent DISASSEMBLY taking place. You will have to attemt a CHARACTER change and not allow it to ESCAPE. Be a LAN MANAGER and let it MIRROR your good behaviour.

Look out for more ON-LINE HELP to maintain OPERATOR PRECEDENCE.

[Booldawg]

I was going to top your post and answer completely in 6502 assembly language. But it came to me that I didn't actually know any...

[OBonio]

A BASIC problem which IMSMANIFESTs itself in machines with bad CONSTRUCTORS. Before GARBAGE COLLECTION occurs, I FORTH C a number of SYNCHRONOUS EVENTS. An increase in VARIABLE TEMPerament, MORE INTERRUPTS, MORE DAEMONS and, INT the LONG RUN, LESS NICEness. IF desperate, THEN perform a ROUND TRIP to your local WEB FARM ELSE WATCH out FOR any STYs (sorry, the only bit of 6502 assembler I could jam in!).

[Tim Baxter]

My answer is non-p.c. so it's been edited!

[Booldawg]

oh we know how to enjoy ourselves on here don't we eh? All a good bit of fun ! come join our merry-go-round of absurdity