I have invited a girl from the office to dinner, and I want to impress her. I want to start with a black pudding and boil in the bag sprout sorbet, and finish with radish and prune mousse. My problem is, what to do for a main course. Can anyone help ?
How about mashed potato (complete with requisite lumps) with a sprinkling of liquorice, served on a bed of shredded dried mango and apricot compote. A little side salad of rocket, fresh coriander and parsley would look very pretty scattered over some shredded red chillies ! Good luck with the lady too :)
Now stop it! you are all wasting the ether, & it's too silly.
Anyway we had the starter and it got her juices flowing so well that you may guess what we had for main course!!!
we even forgot about the pudding, but it will save for tomorrow.
Yellow belly custard, green snot pie
All mixed together with a dirty dogs eye
Slap it on a buttie, nice and thick
Then wash it down with a cup of cold sick