//Most grockles have gone...//
"Overners", surely David. As a Caulkhead I'm surprised you use the same term as we do on the mainland.
I don't think the Isle of Wight Steam Railway will be running in December, smow But if you fancy a train trip you can travel on pre-war London Underground trains (now 80 years old) on the Island Line. This runs from Shanklin via Lake, Sandown, Brading, Ryde St Johns Road, Ryde Esplanade and terminates at Ryde Pier Head where it meets up with the catamaran service from Portsmouth. If you wander along Ryde esplanade you will pass the hoverport where the service from Southsea terminates a few yards from the main road. This is the only regular passenger hovercraft service in the UK and I think in the whole of Europe.