I Was

[marval]

I was in the pub last night and saw this man throwing darts.

Every time they wouldn't sink into the board.

I thought to myself - that’s pointless.

[Chipchopper]

Sounds just like 'a flight of fancy' to me ;-)

[Svejk]

I don't know. I've always thought Marval a barrel of laughs.

[retrocop]

Probably wasn't very keen and the sharpest knife in the drawer.

[frugalfred]

Maybe he was better at 'oche

[scorpiojo]

LOL

[Chipchopper]

Personally, I think he was shafted...

[Svejk]

^You're a case.

[maggiebee]

Probably ruffled a few feathers too.

[DTCwordfan]

I fancied a game of darts with my mate down at my local.

He said, 'Nearest the bull goes first. He went 'Baah' and I went 'Moo.'

He said, 'You're closest.'

[retrocop]

This bloke was obviously not the tops at darts. We don't need him in the AB dart team.He can't provide the requisite bull!!! :-)