Fast Food

[Canary42]

Gives a whole new meaning to fast food - gonged for speeding while in the Chinese Restaurant picking up a takeaway..

https://uk.news.yahoo.com/driver-given-speeding-fine-despite-his-car-being-151744979.html#RanBcvW

[Svejk]

Wonton behaviour from the camera operative.

[1ozzy]

How dim sum must be, should have used their noodle.

[Jackdaw33]

That's the way the fortune cookie crumbles!

[1ozzy]

He probably thought "Chinese Takeaway" how sweet, but then things turned sour.

[Jackdaw33]

Clearly he had a chink in his armour

[1ozzy]

Cya, I need to go back to wok now.

[janbee]

There was once a takeaway at Haywards Heathe, West Sussex and when the health inspectors made a random check, they found dead greyhound in the freezer. Apart from the question... how much meat is on a greyhound? the other fact is ... it gives a whole new meaning to the term "fast food". Seemingly, they were used for "ribs" orders. Beware what you order folks !

[Jackdaw33]

Some of these places have gone to the dogs!

[janbee]

:-)

[Svejk]

Bit near the knuckle, some of these answers. Careful, or the race hustlers will char siu off the site.

[1ozzy]

Just what do you mein?

[Canary42]

Thanks for all the puns - too many good ones to pick a BA.